I couldn't stop thinking about how the 2014 Olympics were written about at the time, how the officials distributed 100,000 condoms to the athletes (36 per athlete!) and it was the first Olympics where everyone had tinder and they were all fucking and sucking away- except Shane who is sitting alone, gazing forlornly at Ilya's terrible dick pic and hoping Ilya isn't off with the women's bobsled team or whatever