Crimes

Faggotry

Psychic powers but im a rat

I’m a hedgehog

supernova?? lmfao i go boom fuck yall booooom

Insulting everyone

Beimg a funny insect with a whipped cream spray

cheese company idk

i need to know if i am the coat or all 12 of the toads

silliness

being doomed by the narrative i guess

fucking. uhm. pokemon evolution or something

oh….Op joke charterer :T

creeturing

Burger king

I CONTROL THE STARS, THE OCEANS, AND ONE SPECIFIC SPECIES OF BIRD

Controlling and destroying (sun) light with my hands

i can control any and all rocks

shit wait that’s a good one, i control the speed at which the earth moves

…alcohol????

Can break people’s organs

Twisted love or incredible mischaracterization lmao

HEAVENLY COOL STAR POWERS HELL YEAH

Thievery

Murder. But ✨✨bug✨✨

Beans. No context, just beans.

can turn into a fox i guess? or i’m just a fox, lol :D

i have the power to hit people with clarinets

I can summon 36 fellow alterhumans at will

I have the power to kiss the greek mythology hero Achilles I guess? A pretty good power imo.

uhh my name is jane and i can doodle

Unlimited supply of glitter glue, I think

ohhh this is going to be fun >:] >:] >:] >:] >:] >:] >:] >:] >:] >:] >:] >:] >:] >:]

(what do opossums in trenchcoats usually do)

….

um. interesting.

oh uh

hi guys

my nam is oliver

my power is art

but

but it only works if I’m standing in a corner

hey guys i’m ALSO Oliver and my power is the ablilty to play things virtually.

…

or put things into video games. either way GOATED

Being able to transition memories/thoughts from my brain to yours, but only positive ones.

I guess I’m a dragon now. Made of purple crystal. Cool

im clearly a villain, that destroys worlds i guess ????

Spear guy! Who’s also skeleton themed I guess

I’ll miss turtles :( but hey– they’re all now cats so that’s cool ig

Ah I see I see.. so I can turn the teenage mutant ninja turtles into teenage mutant ninja cats… Wonderful… (Would prolly increase their stealth and speed tbh)

Wait a min wouldn’t that just turn them into warrior cats–

i can turn my hands into phones... 2!