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Peter Parker

@spiderboi-parker

But like, what if Shuri unprogrammed Bucky so well that even magic wouldn't work on him. Like, won't make him forget a certain arachnid child.

Like dude is walking around and sees Peter as Spiderman saving the day and runs to catch up with him (where has he been, no one has talked about him since his Aunt died and the Doctor Strange mess) and Peter is swinging away and Buckys like 'Hey Spiderman.. hey? Hey kid? Parker??? What the hell. ' and Peter just freezes midair and nearly spatters on the sidewalk. Tears and hijinks ensue

FIC PLEASEUHHHHH

Came back to Tumblr to tell you guys this but got distracted-

The funniest shit ever would be if the first time the Joker captured Batman was if he hung him over acid or something- by his cape- and Batman just fucking unclipped his cape, swung from the suspension and apprehended Joker. That's how Joker finds out Batman's cape has emergency clasps.

Its time for a tumblr snow ball fight again. Tag and reblog. Heads up @darth-perineum

HEADDDDD SHOTTTTTT! CAN'T CATCH ME @whatsup135 @jokerislandgirl32 @frozenperditionshard

GOTTA GO GOTTA GO GOTTA GOOOOO! I'M OUTTA HERE

I was tagging by so many people in this, so I’m retaliating with snowballs to so many people! Get snowballed!

OH SHIT NO NO NO

I AM RUNNING AWAY

HAVE THIS IN RETALIATION, I AM ESCALATING THE SNOWBALL FIGHT

@magical-sweet-kitty, @a-fucking-tornado, @mayawithany and the other mutuals who usually tag me in games (I remember part of your @ but not your full @, sorry) and all my other mutuals and anyone who wants to join, you all also get a shovel of snow thrown at you

Hey, everyone. I don't know if I'll get many responses, if any, but I just wanted you all to know that I love you all. It's been what, five years now? I don't have a good sense of time, haha. Without you guys I don't know where I would be. On a recent post I mentioned this, but that-bookpuff is the reason I have Tumblr. We met on Wattpad, and I can't remember how exactly it went, but either I told them I didn't have it yet and made one, or lied and told them I had one and made one. I'm pretty sure it was the former, but my memory isn't the greatest. And for that, I'm so, so insanely grateful. that-bookpuff has been my most longstanding online friend, and we may not interact much now, but I want them to know I appreciate and love them so much. And to my more recent friends (within the past three years) you all have been AMAZING. You're all supportive and kind and caring and just lovely, good people. I don't know where I would be without you- probably not the decent person I am now, haha. You've all pulled me through the rubble, and for that, and our longstanding friendships, I'm so, SO grateful, even if some of us don't talk so much now. I love you all, please have a very merry Christmas, or whatever you celebrate- or what you don't! Have a good day everyone, and this is Matthew, signing off for the holiday.

I literally love how in EVERY spideypool fic, Spider-man's weakness is food. Like, the conversations literally just go

Spider-Man: "I hate you so much, Wade. You're such a bad person, and I dont even know how the Avengers-"

Deadpool: "You want some burritos?"

Spider-man:

Spider-man: "I know a place down the street..."

Food is the way to a man's heart and that includes me (I'm broke)

- 616 (Comic) Peter

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panerasexual-deactivated2017100

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

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corginator

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

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jackmymeat420

you climb that fuckin tree right now

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likesdinos

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

I'm not a "will help, no questions asked" kind of friend. Because I will ask questions. I'm just not gonna question your answers. Like yeah if we're friends I can help you get rid of a body, no problem, but I still want to know who it was and what happened. Not because I don't trust that you'd kill someone who didn't need killing or would help someone you shouldn't be helping - we wouldn't be friends in the first place if I didn't know you well enough to trust your judgement. I'm just curious as hell and I want to know things.

i encourage you to go to your favourite writer's ao3 page and comment on an older fic, because i can assure you that it will make their day. It can mean so much to see your work doesn't disappear into the void to be never seen again after a day of people interacting with it. Just, if you have the time, go comment on an older work

(pls reblog this to try and get as much writers a bit of appreciation)

This.

AO3 is an archive, not social media. It's not 'creepy' or 'weird' to comment on an AO3 author's older fics.

It's no different than going into a library and working your way through your favourite trad-published author's back catalogue of books.

As an AO3 author, seeing a comment on a fic that dropped off the front pages of a tag search months (or even years) ago is like thinking everyone has forgotten your birthday and then walking into your house to find a surprise party waiting for you.

Someone went through and kudos’d 25 or so fics of mine, and they didn’t leave a comment so I have no idea what they were reading or who it was. But I’m still so very grateful to them!!! Thank you, mystery reader!

should have done this a while back but my dumbass fucking head forgot… if you want to read his Peter Parker fictional story, read it here. He wanted me to share it. I fucking forgot.

Thank you pookie <3

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