Goodreads users will really make lists about anything. Who's ready for uncle literature ‼️

Evil haunted dead wife picture locket that makes u hallucinate memories of a dead wife u never had frolicking in a wheat field and running across the beach and baking a big cake and she puts a lil frosting on ur nose and painting the walls on a house you never lived in

when all your homies are talking about homoerotic sword fights where both parties are covered in shallow cuts and bruises and sweaty and panting and so on and so forth but your combat style revolves around sneak attacks and instant kill poison

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

The Mistress of Copper mountain, The Malachite Maid

I don’t want to hear any writing advice from Stephen king not because I think there would be no value in it but because whatever works for Stephen king is between him and god and that demon he made a pact with that lets him write 3000 words in one sitting daily.

Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit

The fact I had no fucking clue which euphemisms were about sex and which ones were about playing banjo

idc about '&' and '/' in ao3 tags. I want a '?' for wildcard. they're in a relationship. i won't tell you what kind

Post cap last two

Hey is anyone up to doing Black edits of these like people did Latina edits for Sailatina? I use them so fuckin much.

(∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*・｡ﾟVersions with original hair colour is left, and edited on the right!

i literally can’t stop laughing at this

Reading the conversation between Zahel and Kaladin which is super fun but most importantly it has best boy Renarin being the most endearint character in fiction as a set piece which REALLY does it

"Renarin rose, and clinked off."

cinema

Ahab is canonically a “hot old man”

You gotta reblog and put in the tags so prev knows what you picked! And so your followers can liege-/knight-code you, too!