The Laughing Jester Inn was a cozy place. Built generations ago by the first humans to settle in the newly cleared Realm of Eldraine and added to as needs arose, it stood five stories tall and was constructed in a way that looked haphazard, but wasn't in any danger of falling over. Primarily constructed of oaken beams and whitewashed stones, the inn stood out among the buildings of the nearby town.
Visitors from the town had been all the inn saw in its inception, although the opening of an omenpath to Thunder Junction had made extraplanar visitors increasingly common. Now among the weary farmers and Syr Gwyn's knights of Locthwain you could find Obscura Operatives, Gruul Anarchomancers, Jeskai Monks, Dawnheart Witches and many more mingling, playing games, drinking, and enjoying entertainment sourced from across the Multiverse.
However today was a special occasion. The elderly innkeeper was telling anyone that would listen that it was his twin grandchildren's twenty third birthday today, and they had promised to come see him to celebrate.
"And a man like me, who's getting on in years, needs to see his family."
No one believed he was getting that old. Despite being nearly seventy he could easily be mistaken for two decades younger due to his youthful energy and very good aging. Even the barmaids, who actually did know, would roll their eyes at his shenanigans.
Freddie took a deep breath before entering, pushing open the door. Lively fiddle, cornett, drums, and theorbo playing wove through the noise of chatter. They entered first. A few people took notice of them dressed as they were in Pre-Invasion Locthwainian formalwear, all purples and golds. Their icy blue eyes swept the crowd.
Victory stepped in behind them, letting the door swing closed. Their prosthetic foot gleamed in the light from the windows and the firelight. They were dressed in a blue blazer over a plaid shirt and short blue pants. Their head had a flat cap in the same blue.
"Fferllydraig! Victoriallyn!" The innkeeper swept over to them and hugged them both at once. Victory was clearly embarrassed by their full first name being used.
"Hi Taid." Freddie said, beaming.
"Oh happy birthday you wonderful children, you!" One final squeeze and they were let go.
"Taid, Victory. Victory, our Taid, Owen Dabloso."
"Good to meet you." Victory's voice was cautious, a very soft Eldrainian tinge to what was essentially a New Capennan accent.
Meanwhile Freddie's accent was slamming even harder into Eldrainian. "We should pop over to the bar for a pint or two. Celebration day!"
Victory smiled awkwardly.
As the day crept into dusk, and the dusk crept into night, patrons came and went. Some wished the twins a happy birthday. Others didn't even acknowledge them. Until a fellow, dressed in in the clothes common on Thunder Junction, stepped in, and zeroed in on the bar. Specifically the twins.
He strode over and Victory felt a thunder pistol poke into their side.
"Come with me. Quiet-like. We don't have to make this messy," the bounty hunter rasped.
Victory slowly stood.
"Good. I appreciate it."
The pistol drifted very slightly.
In a flash, Victory had grabbed him and flipped him over their shoulder onto the bar.
One of the barmaids screamed. Owen ran up to see what was happening. A single shot of the thunder pistol missed Victory and crackled into a support beam. Many of the patrons helped restrain the bounty hunter.
"What are you doing with my grandchild?" Owen demanded.
"They murdered five men. Good men. I simply came to collect the bounty."
Owen raised an eyebrow and glanced to Victory.
"I did. Got arrested for it and went to jail. Wasn't fed and got an infection that turned gangrenous and lost me my foot. So I got out again."
Owen turned his attention back to the hunter. "So you mean to tell me, you want money so bad you'll accept bounties from a government that treats its prisoners like that?"
The hunter remained silent. Owen glanced to the patrons holding his limbs. They nodded, dragged him to the door and bodily threw him into the mud.
"And stay out!"
Owen did keep the thunder pistol though.
