every photo of me is proof that I have a physical form, which I reject. I am a concept

guilty pleasure this guilty pleasure that, I don't feel guilty abt pleasure, I'm not catholic

lil nas x finding out he’s an industry plant

I think you should watch this

yella creens

“handfools of yella crayens”

this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months

gay cowboy cat from blue's clues

that is all

I’m obsessed with this meticulous dog grooming youtube channel and all of their video titles

every film noir detective who arrested the femme fatale instead of running away w her was a fool and a coward send post

"boo hoo she stole the diamonds/killed a man" yeah, and? maybe he deserved it. the diamonds look great w her outfit. you just hate to see a girlboss winning

RIP yahoo answers

this whole taylor swift joe jonas sophie turner thing is just. so funny to me. like imagine you’re taylor swift and you’ve just released a song from eleven years ago that publicly calls your ex boyfriend at the time a cheater and drags his name through the mud for picking up other girls the moment after he dumped you in a 25 second phone call, and HIS WIFE who is YOUR FRIEND loves the song enough that she shares it on her instagram story with the caption ‘it’s not NOT a bop’. can u imagine being joe jonas having to listen to your wife play your ex girlfriend’s song abt how you were a piece of shit boyfriend in your own house eleven years later. i would cry

chuck tingle works harder than any other author

Yeah

wheres the hand though ??? wheres the hand in my unloveable hand ????

My cats trying to fit into this shelf.

Made me smile. Can you tell them I love them?

I [34 M] am somebody who inherited a lot of wealth from my parents, which allows me to support my ex’s daughter [10 F, from France and not my daughter]. To deal with the challenges of remote learning, I hired a tutor [19 F] to live in our home and teach her while I’m traveling for work. The tutor seemed a bit boring at first, but the more I got to know her, the more I liked her. We eventually really hit it off and got together after I broke up with my ex - now we’re engaged.

There’s just one problem: we were about to be married when my ex-wife’s brother [38 M] showed up and revealed that I’ve kept my bipolar and/or depressed wife [37 F] locked in a small padded room in my attic for the past 15 years. (Inlaws know all your skeletons. Ugh.) He then called me a bigamist in front of my girlfriend, embarrassing me and her!

Now my gf wants to break off our engagement…all because of a little spousal attic confinement! I tried to compromise - I even said that marriage wasn’t a huge deal and she could still be my mistress, but she won’t hear me out. We’re so in love, I don’t see what the big deal is…AITA here???

Tl;dr: AITA for trying to convince my 16yr younger fiancée to become my mistress after she discovered I kept my depressed wife trapped in a padded attic room for 15 years?

Every time someone mentions Jane Eyre, I think about this post: