Baby deer cries every time it tries to be put down

This is the opposite of a problem

Well that’s adorable.

"He spoil’t. We have spoil’t a wild deer."

The struggle is real

Tonight in San Francisco after the Giants won the World Series

I’ll take that excuse to reblog this video

was clone high even real?

They need to bring it back

references - like explicity pop culture references - in humor, structured, story humor, especially one with a wide audience, is an interesting and tricky thing cuz often the big goal is to make a joke that’s funny even if you have no idea what they’re referring to. and, if the joke doesn’t work without the reference, to make it short enough that it doesn’t matter if you don’t get it - IE, “you liked rashomon!” “that’s not how i remember it” - too short a joke to be bothered if you don’t get the reference

this of course excepts the kind of humor that is explicitly targeted at people specifically within those circles, but still, lot of the same rules apply

using the simpsons again, a good point of “funny even if you don’t know the reference” is the Twin Peaks joke all the way down in season 9, where homer’s watching TV, hearing them go “That’s damn fine coffee you got here in Twin Peaks. And damn good cherry pie.” then cut to one of those characters dancing with a horse under moonlight while a traffic light swings around

and homer goes “Brilliant!” then quickly undercuts himself with “I have no idea what’s going on.”

it makes fun of and directly references twin peaks, but thanks to the absurdity of the moment itself and homer admitting that he’s calling something brilliant while having no understanding of it at all makes the joke as a whole work just fine, even you don’t now thing one about Twin Peaks 

all the characters in this movie sound like their drunk but the animation and design is really great (its richard williams so duh)

C’mon buddy, what kind of an answer were you expecting?

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the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way

i think you mean “the police department”

The portal when completed will open a gateway to infinite new worlds…

I’m so completely FLOORED BY THIS THOUGH.

That episode of Rick and Morty aired last APRIL. For some reason, in this one scene, they had one of the portals spit out a coffee mug, notebook, and pen. It’s on screen for maybe half a second, and NO ONE addresses it.

It’s Stan’s freaking coffee mug!

They spanned two tv shows, two networks, and a solid six months just for this joke. This is beyond incredible. This is STUNNING.

Icing on the cake—the dude who made Rick and Morty is the voice of Blendin Blandin. You know, the time traveler who appeared in a bunch of EARLY gravity falls episodes, before he was introduced, to clean up the mess he made in episode nine?

ABSOLUTELY. INCREDIBLE.

Benedict Cumberbatch to be Doctor Strange

People who would make a better Stephen Strange:

literally anyone

EarthBound (Concept Art) ^^ . 

LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO I WENT THROUGH A PHASE WHERE I WATCHED TIHS VIDEO AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY FOR REAL

this is never not funny

IT’S BAAACK

My friend made this about some dudes trying to get funding for a shitty anti-anita sarkeesian documentary. 

No, it’s not what you expect it’ll be. It’s even better

oh my god i’m losing it

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.

I’m having a good laugh right now because our associates just got collectively reprimanded for leaning on the counters during 8 hour shifts on their feet, because it isn’t “professional” looking.  So apparently they can put up with a camera over their shoulder to make sure they do their jobs correctly, but a cop with a gun cant?  

There is only one reason a cop would resist having a bodycam, and it’s the same reason they try to scare you away from filming them and it’s the same reason they’d tape over their badges and it’s the same reason racists love the Anon feature and it’s the same reason the KKK wears hoods.

I love my First Lady

Can you please tell her to tell her husband to stop killing muslims? Thanks

literally all she does is try to make the country “healthy” by giving students shitty school lunches like please do something else and help your husband fix the economy! *goes awf*

Imma need y’all to learn how the United States Government works. You don’t have to like her or the president but learn that they do not makes the decisions, they really do not have very much power, the president does not have the power to just snap his fingers and make shit happen or change things. You have to have 2/3 vote from congress to take a shit, let alone do anything having to do with government. The entire government was set up to make sure that exact thing could never happen, that is why there are 3 branches and that little thing called checks and balances.

In fact let me just break this down for y’all right here. 

and if you think i’m lying you can literally google this shit in 2 seconds. 

That tea is delicious

SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN! 

I would love for people to remember this when they want to start blaming the president. Any president, though not all of them have had good ideas.

lemme get in here a sec.

The President needs a 2/3 vote in Congress to get practically anything done, right? Well currently, the 133th US Congress is split with 53 Democratic senators and 45 Republican senators and 201 Democratic representatives and 234 Republican representatives. That makes a pretty even split between the two major political parties. Ever since President Obama was elected into office, the Republicans have voted down every piece of legislation he’s attempted to pass, in an effort to pin him as the worst president in American history, so that they can go back to their white-washed elitist lives and keep all their hoarded money from the people. The President has been doing everything he can to change things, but he cannot do that without the approval of Congress. Remember that week-long shutdown we had? Yeah, that was because the Republicans weren’t getting exactly their way with the budget, so they decided to shut down the whole goddamn government until they got their way. The United States Government relies on compromise and agreement between the two parties, and we’re seriously lacking right now in that department.

So if you want to blame someone for our country’s issues, blame the goddamn Republicans for acting like tantrum-throwing two year olds.

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.