glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
:)
Do Not Do This To Me
if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it
Achievement Unlocked:
Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber
Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.
Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts
1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass
That car is not messed up enough. Here.
1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12
I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees
I’ll write a hauiku
as a comment on this post
and hope the bot sees
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Pretty horse!
ok.
CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!
/200K
I choose @weirdly-specific-but-ok ! And it's effective!
the second i saw someone chose me for something i felt deep irrational fear. what eldritch demon is this site sacrificing me to now?
oh are we eating paper is that a thing because i am down baby
If someone asks what Tumblr is, show them this thread.
@turtleneck-crowley @ivankaramazov07 isn't this magic. :D :D ;D
TUMBLR IS HUMAN CULTURE AT ITS FINEST I TELL YOU THE DOCTOR WOULD BE PROUD TO SEE US IDIOTS. IVE SHENANID-ONCE, ILL SHENAN-AGAIN
to all those who got the ducktales reference, i send my love and kisses
I’m turning this into a picrew chain also guys lots of pressure
Do it or the animatronics fucking get me also no I did not kill anyone what are you talking about
tags: @biscuits-lovely-corner @expresso4thedeppresso @funkingrn @aroacesigma @lastdivantruther @barracuda677 @pengumi12 @sulkystella @misschuchuw @someonebeatmetotheseusernames @blinksager @sav3yee @chuuyasboner @ur-local-remy-kinnie @urazayt @thelittleprinceconfirmed @gherkin-saute @vinylbiohazard @amioddlyart
tag all you moots this is not an option
also prev yes you @ivankaramazov07 I want you to do it as well
@probablyautism thnx for remembering the weirdest tumblrina on the planet. also can u explain to ur local grandma what she has to do(apologies are afoot)
So tap on the link above my character and simply make your own it could be an OC or you or your sona, anything.
ON IT BESTIE!
im here watching this lmao, funniest shit i seen
NOT THE KILGRAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh and @probablyautism here u go luv
CMON FOLKS
DO IT
here you are!!
@mystic-mae IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR PICREW!!!!!! beautiful business.
@weirdly-specific-but-ok @styx142 no pressue :)
Wild how I keep returning to this goddamn post. @queermarzipan ball's in your court babe.
It may still need help getting to 200,000.
Here's Aziraphale in disguise:
And here's a backstage shot of the Gentlemen in 1941 suits:
@tothechaos will you print and eat the entire post? If so, here is a long joke. Don't choke:
A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people.
At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death.
Before he faces his sentence, he’s offered a last meal, and asks for a single banana, which is given to him.
The next day, he’s led to the electric chair. They strap him in, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.
There’s never been a failure before. But because you cannot punish a person twice for the same crime, the court is forced to let him go free.
Within a week’s time, naturally, the man, who is obsessed with trains, goes and steals another one.
He doesn’t care that he can’t drive it or that he failed catastrophically before; he is obsessed with trains and his only desire is to operate one. As before, he crashes it, and kills several people.
Again, he stands trial, and again, he is sentenced to death, showing no remorse, only delight that he got to operate the train.
His last meal request is a single banana. When he goes to the chair, the executioner pulls the switch, but nothing happens. He goes free again.
The train-obsessed maniac, once more on the loose, wastes no time in hijacking a train and crashing it.
His trial is speedy, because this has already happened twice, and he is sentenced to death.
They ask him what he’d like for his last meal. “A single banana,” he says.
“Oh, no you don’t, you son of a bitch. We’re on to you, now. We know all about your little banana trick, and you’re not escaping this time!”
The guards refuse his request, and instead serve him a standard last meal of steak, potatoes, and berry cobbler.
The next morning they strap him into the electric chair, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.
“Did you give him the banana?” demands the head guard.
“No, sir! He asked for the banana but we didn’t give it to him, we swear!” says one of the guards.
Turns out the banana had nothing to do with anything. He was just a really bad conductor.
JEFF, CHANGE YOUR FUCKING URL
Quick! Gordon Ramsey has tasked you to come up with a new recipe with a rather special ingredient: 'this trainwreck of a Tumblr post printed out on paper'. You don't have much time as the exquisite guest will enter the doors of your fancy establishment the moment this post hits 200k notes. Come up with a recipe. Please provide detailed instructions.
Bespoke 9 course meal meant to be enjoyed by @tothechaos
Foreword:
As tasked by the prolific Gordan Ramsey, this 9 Course endeavour will feature the post in its entirety segmented into 9 delightfully ornate, unreasonably complex yet delectably unparalleled dishes. In the following, we'll see how to prepare each of these dishes.
Course One
Dish name: 10k notes of Hubris
10k Notes of Hubris is a simple risotto with saffron infusion and forest mushrooms, topped with shavings of the top 9th piece of this post, printed in full colour, regular stock. Due to the nature of a 9 course setting, it is wise to start with a simpler dish.
Ingredients (serves four people):
1 teaspoon of saffron
300g carnaroli rice
50g extra virgin olive oil
20g butter
5g shallots
1l vegetable broth
parsley (to taste)
100g porcini mushrooms
80g portobello mushrooms
100g brown mushrooms
5g truffle oil
5g lemon peel and lemon juice
30g parmesan cheese
thyme (a dash)
5g garlic
A pinch of salt and pepper
The first 9th of this post, printed in full colour with regular stock.
Method:
In a saucepan, pour the oil and the chopped shallot(s), then add the rice and saffron and toast
Pour the broth a little at a time and cook slowly. Allow to cook before adding salt and black pepper. Stir in butter, grated parmesan cheese, chopped parsley, truffle oil, lemon juice and peel.
In a separate saucepan, cook the mushrooms with oil, garlic, thyme, salt and black pepper.
Presentation:
At the base of the dish pour the risotto, complete with forest mushrooms and basil leaves. Shave the printed top 9th of the post and sprinkle on top. Drizzle a dash of olive oil before serving.
The next dish and recipe of this 9 course meal, complete with the next 9th of the post printed and incorporated, will be presented by another chef.
hi jeff (:
I just texted @one-time-i-dreamt
i don't what's more wild to me, how much we are all working on giving someone ink poisoning or learning that @writing-prompt-s has @one-time-i-dreamt 's phone number
I have been summoned many, many times
This post is already one of the most epic I have ever seen. Keep going!
The tumblr post equivalent of the fall of ceasar. Well can't miss my turn with the knife.
Time for the officalverse
@satan-offical @trans-official @sometimes-cis-offical @tiresias-offical @jeff-offical @spotify-offical @beehive-offical @sleep-offical
And any others
HAHA. BE PREPARED
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THIS IS JUST THE A’S
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@kentucky-offical @kirby-offical @kira-offical @kayla-knowles-offical @kazakhstan-offical @kat4884-offical @khaos-offical @kenric-fathdon-offical @kayla-knowles-offical @keyboard-offical @kennymccormick-offical @kylebroflovski-official @kind-grandma-offical @knife-guy-offical @knights-templar-offical @knife-offical
@lemon-emoji-offical @luke-castellan-offical @labyrinth-offical @lady-macbeth-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lester-papadopoulos-offical @leo-valdez-offical @lust-offical @lucifer-official @lightyagami-offical @limeade-offical @lie-detector-offical @life-offical @loquacious-cat-offical
@milk-official-blog @magic-8ball-offical @mash-burnedead-offical @martin-blackwood-offical @mlm-god-offical @megumi-nakajima-offical @mean-girl-offical @memes-offical @melinoe-offical @mr-d-offical @mr-holmes-and-dr-watson-offical @mystic-flour-cookie-offical @music-recommendations-offical @mum-offical @mud-offical @murder--offical @music-offical @milk-official-blog @ming-official @mindelectric-offical-deactivate @moray-eel-offical @mold-offical @moth-offical @monster-the-drink-official @modesty-offical @mcyt-offical
@nasa-official @neighbor-offical @no-sleep-offical @navigator-offical @napoleon-offical @neighborhood-watch-offical @nevada-offical @newest-silly-offical @neopronouns-offical @nyx-offical @nutter-butter-offical @numbers-offical @nico-di-angelo-offical @niko-offical @nixon-official @nz-south-island-offical @nb-older-sibling-offical @nb-sibling-offical @nblnb-god-offical
@offical-dystopiantale @offical-potato @official-plut0-blog @ostrich-maffia-offical @odysseus--offical @odymisseshiswife-official @offical-satann @officialpluto-blog @old-sailor-offical @old-english-offical @old-mcdonald-farmer-offical @orange-cat-offical @orlando-offical @orange-cat-official @orange-solo-cup-offical @otter-offical @ouppy-offical @open-door-offical @oppossum-offical @oxford-dictionary-offical @octavian-offical @obi-wan-offical @onion-opinions-offical
@pluto-official @plutoofficial-blog @pingu-offical @prince-zuko-offical @paul-blofis-offical @pants-shitter-official @pastry-cookie-offical @pain---offical @pavement-offical @ps2-offical @psyche-offical @philotes-offical @playlistnames-offical @plurality-offical @plushie-offical @period-cramps-offical @percy-jackson-offical @pepsi-offical @pearto-official @period-offical @profile-stanmarsh-official @prince-of-all-saiyans-offical @pri-demon-th--offical @prometheus-offical @polybuzz-offical @positivity-offical @poeschild-michael-offical @politic-offical @police-dog-offical
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WOE. OFFICALVERSE ME APON YE
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Oh mya gawd
What tomfoolery has everynyan been up to here /ᐠ ˶• ༝ •˶マ
I love how the only time you've interacted with me ever on this site was tagging me on a post you wanted me to reblog *pouting face* (/SILLY IM KIDDING YOUR GENUINELY A WONDERFUL PERSON AND YOUVE BEEN HELPING ME OUT A LOT LATELY THIS IS A JOKE I SWEAR IM JUST BAD AT JOKING /GEN)
Also whyd you tag wizard twice 😭
Anyways GET MOOTED BIIITCH
@zaiyazh @mlm-god-offical @the-abyss-offical umm ill add more later I cannot remember any </3
Fun fact: I crashed my tumblr multiple times trying to make this reblog. So uhh.. be careful this post is powerful.
Anyways I'm going to destroy my blog with this cuz why not.
I read all of this so now you get to as well :)
I'm decently sure most of my offical moots already got tagged (no I'm not reading all of the tags to find out). And I'd rather not spam them so...
You wanna help? :)
I made my Roblox avatar into a Sybau meme
OPEN TAGS MY MOOTS GOOOOOO UNLEAQASHH
hehe
we’re almost there (and by almost there i do in fact mean about 427 days left but thats a lot less than 969 so)
it started at 1000 days lol so over halfway there
70 days....
I saw it and was like “about 2 months left that’s pretty long I thought the max was 1 week”
And then I realized this is from years ago
58 DAYS LEFTT
BRO THIS IS ABSURDLY CLOSE????? TO BEING DONE?????
WHY ARE YOU SO COOL VSHBSJBSJAH I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND ANYWAYSSSS WANNA DO A ART TRADE? I DRAW SOMETHING FOR YOU AND YOU DRAW SOMETHING FOR ME IF YOU ANSWER THIS I'LL REBLOG IT ON MY BLOG TO REVEAL WHO THIS AWSOME ANON IS I SEND THIS ASK WITH ALL THE LOVE IM LEGALLY ALLOWED TO GIVE BAIII BESTIE <3
aAAAHHH THANK YOUUUUUU AND SURE ILL DO AN ART TRADE :D
HAIIII IM HERE SUP I FORGOT TO REBLOG THIS SO IM DOING IT NOW
LOL ALR, you can send who ever or whatever u want me to draw and then I’ll send mine
crazy lil van gogh miku with the blood earing and notes
my guiding light
🍜🍥🍜
I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
FINE! I'll do it myself
Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!
I see it is once again August 😮💨
I fucking love these videos
This is un-𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐-acceptable. The vending machine, ｂｒｏｋｅ, and robbed me of my 𝓉𝓌𝑜 𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓇𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈 and now I can't work properly without my 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓛𝓪𝔂𝓼™. I wanna (𝔰𝔦𝔯) speak to your manager (𝖘𝖎𝖗) 𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮!
🅂🄸🅁, hello? Does somebody need a new prescription for their 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬? I'm a security guard, not a vending machine guy.
Oh, 𝕛𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕖! I'm so-ɦօ sorry, if you're not the 𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓰𝓾𝔂, then, 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 🄵🅄🄲🄺 𝔦𝔰? Because all I see is you ⓟⓐⓝⓢⓨ-⃝ⓐⓢⓢ 𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭-𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 loafin' around everywhere, like, are any of you NPCs programmed with 𝕒𝕟𝕪 bit of responsibility? 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭?
What's a 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚊ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴀ 𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖆 𝖉𝖔 to ⒼⒺⓉ ⓈⓄⓂⒺ 🅵🆁🅸🆃🅾-
silly thing
happy lesbians
Useful reaction image for Tumblr