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cant spell silly without ill !!!

@statixmoss / statixmoss.tumblr.com

they/he ( any other pronouns are fine too ! )
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First time watching a joehills stream, and i'm.???

Is this normal here

I'm somewhat intimidated, too; he actually reads the chat messages. Not a lot of people are chatting, so there is no way I'd get dismissed. User alice5935 your ability to chat comfortably is admirable

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IM DEAD RN GUYS I POSTED THIS ON MY TIKTOK AND SOMEONE SAID

“ i thought wemmbus eyes were cross eyed lmao it’s just inverted “

I SEE IT BRO IM CRYINGG HAHAHAHAHAH

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I genuinely feel like the only people who are like “My parents shouldn’t have gotten divorced, it’s so sad my parents got divorced.” are people who’s parents divorced before they gained sentience. Practically everyone who has parents who divorced when they were old enough to have known the dynamic between their parents is like “Oh, thank God they finally divorced.” like, maybe you end up with shitty stepparents or your parents have coparenting drama but most children of divorce have the ability to recognize that their parents shouldn’t have stayed together.

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After growing up during the I Can Haz Cheeseburger era, I'm glad that we as a society have progressed to the point of understanding that cats' internal narration should be extremely dignified and comically formal for a creature so dumb. They really are like

Sir, I fail to see which part of this situation you could possibly find amusing. Can you not see that I am stuck, trapped onto this couch by my own claw, and shall consequently die?

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it is hilarious to me that cishet men have yet to notice the ‘best friend cockblocking her friend you’re chatting up in a public place’ thing is planned, consensual on the part of the girl you’re uncomfortably hitting on and not a result of the bestie being jealous her friend is getting more male attention. they’re completely oblivious to the hostage eyes and silent nod to someone in the background because they’re too busy telling that poor girl about what a bitch their ex was.

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hi cam 👋

i was not aware that i am the one whos saying these things 😭

i fear people forget im hot takes not... i hate this youtuber...

yes king negativity because we cant always sugarcoat peoples bad actions!!! people have opinions. grow up

anyways blog will keep running keep sending me your hot takes i already tag my shit with " discourse" so im not sure how else to help you guys and anyone from his twitter replies can just block me i understand <3

Crazy how people can't share their opinions. In my eyes Hot-takes and Confessions blogs exist purely just to spread the opinions of those who need their opinions shared which might not be taken well when shared in the creator's space. That's the way I run my account at least. Come rant to a confessions blog, not a creator's comment section. We shouldn't be executed for creating that space.

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Anonymous asked:

Whenever you put bangs over your yellow blob skin, the corners of your smile looks like eyes and middle part of the smile looks like a mouth so your whole face basically looks like ._. and I think it's soooo adorable 😭😭🩷

yeah… most people think my skins a ._. When they first met me because that’s what I wore on the realm and other servers. One day I need to find a fix for that. Either I remove the _ and keep the 2 dots leaning into them being eyes or just accept my fate of having a confusing skin…

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Staring hard at the postcanon au lineup designs. Are Drift and Avid the same height? The Besties...

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Yeah! Tbh Ive always envisioned Avid to be shorter than her actually but it sort of just happened, I'm not that good at keeping consistent heights....

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Actually yknow what maybe the demon curse made him taller. Idk. Pls dont look at avids height in the animatics compared to postcanon comic xkkdzhudjxj

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