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Felinophile. Sanguine temperament. Both cat dragon images by Pomrania

long sleeve button downs are officially in the works and will be available early this year!

they're made with a cotton/linen blend (yes im using this fabric for everything now) and will be available in these designs to start: scarlet garden, magnolia, emerald dream, deathly bouquet and cordiform ✨

M*A*S*H PINUP CALENDAR IS LIVE!!

Pinup calendar!! Ensemble cast + Kellye!!

My Secret Project is no longer a secret!! I've just opened up a fourthwall shop and you can buy this pinup calendar there! I know some people have been requesting P*E*A*N*U*T*S on t-shirts and tote bags (etc) so I'll be working on that pretty soon, too!

Here's the link to the calendar (!!!!) Buy it for yourself! Buy it for the weird freaks in your life! Buy it for your M*A*S*H shrine!

(You can only have 12 product images on fourthwall and I wanted to include the cover, so that's why Charles isn't there. Don't worry, he's in the calendar. ((You can see him up there ^ in the mockups)))

Reviewing this calendar because I got mine in the mail a while ago!!!

Right off the bat, it's gorgeous. The print quality is great and it seems sturdy 😁

I love Brian's art so much I just want to eat it🗣️ it all looks so good esp my beautiful Henryyyy 🗣️

It is also a good size, here is a meow for scale

Overall I give it 5 stars

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

It is amazing and I can't wait to hang it up!!!!!!

YIPPEE thank you for this, I’m so glad you’re enjoying it!! Say hello to your cat for me <33

Years ago, before such things were web-based, I wrote a software bug tracking system for my team. It was named Bugman (short for Bug Manager) and this was the startup sound it played.

Every. Time. You. Started. The. App.

People begged me to remove the startup sound. 

I politely declined.

It became common for people in the office to mute their volume whenever starting Bugman but occasionally somebody would forget and I’d hear the Bugman theme come blasting over somebody’s speakers followed by FUCK FUCK SHIT GODDAMNIT FUCK

Just wanted to let you know that this still randomly pops into my head now and then.

I need the sound file so I can add it to my music collection and get randomly bugman’d whenever I have it set to shuffle.

Ha! That’s freekin awesome. <3

Here’s a link to bugman.mp3 that’ll expire in a month (6 Feb 2026). Lemme know if it doesn’t work, and I can send it to ya in email or something. It’s tiny.

Anyone who wants bugman.mp3 can have a copy too.

that's incredible. I might make this my windows startup sound.

the nearest depiction of an animal or other sentient fantasy creature to you at this moment comes to life right where it is (i.e. cat photograph, shark plushie, dragon painting, etc)

assume it doesn’t know you (unless it’s actually a specific animal you’ve met) and that it’s normal for its species and would do whatever was natural for it. including being too giant for and destroying the room it’s in. as well as dying immediately if its environment can’t support its life

dropout should pick up leverage redemption. you cant tell me that show isnt completely on brand for @samreich

i would love to see the show go even harder in taking down assholes. They shied away from doing something about Walmart as a whole in the episode where they prevented a mega store from moving into a small town, saying that things like that were too big. But now, with several leverage teams in the world, Id love to see them actually go after the really big dogs.

hi, you've reached the marriam Webster hotline. marriam Webster is not in right now.

if you'd like the definition of aardvark press 1

if youd like the definition of aardwolf press 2

isn't this the one that doesn't actually work autonomously, so "for now" is remote controlled offsite by some underpaid laborer wearing a VR headset?

Every one of these "new robots" it's just the same old Mechanical Turk.

book discussion: the prose midway through was a bit sloppy, and I didn't like it

weird response: if you rewrite that part yourself it's actually a flawless book!

movie discussion: one of the actors was blatantly half-assing his entire role.

weird response: if you film yourself doing all his parts and then edit it all into the movie, the performance is exactly as you want it to be!

video game discussion: the gameplay is completely unbalanced and I've had multiple crashes to desktop

normal response: there's mod packs for that but they really should've done a better job, yeah

weird response: if you mod it yourself, you can fix these issues. learn how the game works at a fundamental level just to have a functional game.

ttrpg discussion: the game's rules are sloppily written and there are severe issues with characters' abilities rendering some options completely unuseable.

a completely normalized response for some reason: the game is actually fine if you just make up new rules as you go along and ignore half the rulebook.

I think a normal response is "Oh, that mechanic is dumb, we don't use that." That's what House Rules are for. I don't think it makes the base game suddenly good, but I think a lot of people play TTRPGs in a similar way to writing fanfiction. You take the massive amount of canon material and you cut it up and make it into something YOU like.

I appreciate the sentiment but I don't get all those "we made it to the longest night of the year! the light will start returning soon! it's all uphill from here & we're halfway there!" posts because like. Oct-Dec is the easier half of Winter. Jan-Apr is way harder. there's no big holidays or decorations, everyone is kind of over the whole Cozy Hygge Sweaters & Cocoa vibe so they're just tired & restless instead, and the whole thing is so drawn out & uneventful that it feels like it lasts 10x longer

the cold season Oct-Dec:

the cold season Jan-Apr:

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