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I'm a story making machine! Except when I'm not... I write plenty of stories, I swear, but I just can't actually write the chapters to a degree that I am not ashamed to post, you know? Anyway, call my Syl or Storie, whichever you like, my age is undisclosed, though I am in fact a minor. I am a cis girl that should be referred to as she/her! I am straight, somewhere on the aromantic spectrum, and asexual. I am broke and I will block anyone who asks me for money in my asks, thank you very much. But most things are explained in my pinned post!

Helloooo Everybody! And welcome to… Stories! I Guess…

This blog mostly surrounds my stories but I also have very leftist political views so no pedos, Trump supporters, conservatives, or anything of the sort allowed. Okay? However, any and all other people are allowed! Okay? Great! I’m not really that big but I’m hoping that one day people will know of my stories like Exzanthous’ Rise or 0ne With the Stars or stuff like that! I also do low-quality comics because I am poor and only have paper so… yeah. But one day, when I’m better at art I’ll redraw them. I like the majority of things you think of when you hear the word ‘nerd’. Oh boy, this is looooong! Okay, I also wrote AUs and I’ll be posting Hilda and Hazbin Hotel ones for now!

0ne With the Stars:

Exzanthous’ Rise:

Ledgend of Hilbert (Hilda AU) [coming soon!]

Stories I Guess’ Eden Hotel [coming soon!]

Also, if you like Hazbin hotel or @kame-writes blogs, you should definitely take a look at his Discord server:

Heya! I made another blog for me just talking about my life!

There will be comics made about the random crap I go through.

There are actual tears in my eyes rn can you believe people are this stupid and walk among us all the time

*Deep sigh of a military kid that hates nearly every part of the USA’s government currently.*

The masculine urge to eat food to live

The feminine urge to fucking starve and die I guess?

Yeah

No no but like I genuinely just don’t eat breakfast anymore and I haven’t since the fucking third grade and I’ve lately stopped eating lunch too so maybe Pukicho is onto something there

Meanwhile, in the Rumi corner of the party:

(‼️TW for headless body but I promise it's extremely unserious lmao)

(⚠️And spoiler warnings for the dirt by the tree fic, swwl, tc(btwac), and kinda gtc)

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From left to right, the fics mentioned are:

Let me sit down for dinner with my dead lover again, For this is the last dream I ever want to have

So We Were Liars

Two's Company (But they want a crowd)

Gimme that Candyfloss

Rumi in a Cassandra Cain inspired suit for the Supertrix AU !

(yes i referenced a Cass Cain comic panel for this!)

I went to a local con in the past 2 days and:

- Kpop Demon Hunters is really popular among little kids. The first day there was a Kpop Demon Hunters event and we had an invasion of mini Huntrix and mini Jinu. At some point a group of adult Huntrix cosplayers has took a photo with a group of mini Huntrix. It was lovely.

- There was a man with his daughter. The man was in his 50s, the daughter was 20-25 years old. She wasn't a cosplayer. He WAS a cosplayer and he was cosplaying as... Vincent Whittman. Cosplay completed with squared glasses, sharks are cool pin and meteo wand with a thunder on top🤣 Now I wonder if the cosplay was his daughter's request or if he has watched the show.

once i was presenting research at a conference where everyone who received money from a specific grant had to go to basically be like “and here’s what we’re doing with your money.”

and there was a team there presenting on astrophysics and I truly barely understood a thing they said. my team was there to talk about salamander eDNA, and the juxtaposition between Space Math and swabbing salamanders with cotton-tips just struck me as deeply funny.

Later some of the Space people came by and asked us all about the salamanders and one of them said, “I can’t imagine working with animals and water. It’s all so messy. I don’t know how you stay sane with those variables?”

And I was like, “dude I didn’t even know the math you talked about today even existed.”

And we were both just like 🤝 “love your work. huge fan. I’d rather die than do it though.”

[ID: "Cold weather reminder. Do NOT plug space heaters into power strips or extension cords. Plug space heaters directly into the wall outlet. Power strips are not designed to handle the high current flow required by a space heater and can overheat causing a fire."

A photo is attached of a power strip with an extremely charred end. Part of the power strip's wire is also charred. End ID]

My husband, an electrician, told me I have to reblog this.

For clarification's sake, is this true everywhere? I ask because I know that different countries have different quality home electricity provision; American home electricity Ain't Great compared with most of Europe, for example. In Wales I have never heard of this being a Thing, but our electricity comes in 240V flavour, so possibly the higher current naturally avoids this issue?

My British husband (not an electrician but electrician-adjacent) says yes this is true in the UK as well - anything that uses a lot of power should be plugged directly into the wall rather than an extension lead

Good to know, thank you!

*gets up to replug space heater*

hello fellow artists. google has fallen. pinterest/duckduckgo AI filters don't work. do not despair; here is a list i made of places to find reference images without having to sift through piles of worthless garbage. (for future editing convenience i am just linking my blog post on dreamwidth.)

reblogging for personal use

ART REFERENCE NOT FULL OF AI?! YESSS

Wip tag!

Rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous and tag as many people as you have WIPs. People send an ask with the title that most intrigues them, then you post a snippet or tell them something about it!

Wips:

Actual Wet cat Celine(Tumblr) part 17

Actual Wet cat Celine Au(Ao3) Chapter 3

Puzzle Piece chapter 42

Mini Me Mira

I got “Celine Finds Put She Could Hear Gwi-Ma This Whole Time and Highkey Goes Feral Over It.”

“The Rusted Gold AU” Chapter two.

Uh. J-Jax from TADC and Mickey Mouse ship fanfic… I thought it was funny…

Anyway, a fic of when Zoey said “Maybe they’re nice demons?” Rumi decided that meant she could tell them she’s a half demon.

One where Zoey does these little late mates of making music for herself to let out all her pent up issues but she doesn’t know that the Honmoon is letting Rumi and Mira hear her because it’s so damn tired of every Hunter trio ever sucking at communication

This one where Rumi sings Takedown when she’s feeling like shit and the girls have to help her to feel like she deserves love, Y’know, the usual type Polytrix stuff.

This really really old WIP where Rumi starts freaking out over how some haters are talking about her patterns and she gets PTSD flashbacks or something, it’s unclear.

M&Ms but they’re almost all gay and trans. I don’t wanna explain that one further, but someone tagged me in it a long time ago and I’ve been procrastinating on it because I’m worried I(a cis girl) will portray the Trans Experience badly or be a duck about something accidentally.

Uhm. Anyway. There’s this absolutely MONSTROUSLY long WIP where Zoey gets bit by a werewolf in America that I had made into a continuation of a fic that originally started as a one shot of Rumi getting kidnapped by the Saja Boys and getting muzzled(I’m really proud of that one actually) and so basically all the girls are going through it in that world. Also Zoey jumps. WHO SAID THAT?!

I totally didn’t have to search through all my junk for like multiple hours just to find my WIPs. It only took HALF an hour! (It took so long to post this because I had to go do other things.)

OH SHIT TAGGING—

UH-

I DON’T KNOW WHO TO TAG

OPEN TAGS

AH— *dies of not having fulfilled the rules of the tag game all the way*

Piedmont will have absolutely no clue how to handle Post-Weirdmaggedon Dipper and Mabel.

The neighborhood kids play hide and seek and they’re hanging out on some random roof. You can’t beat them if you can’t reach them, suckas.

They’re outside every hour of the day. Literally. If you happen to be outside at two in the morning you might find them mid-magic hunt. Why not? Ford always said to take advantage of your insomnia for science.

Once some teenagers performing some weird Halloween hazing the Pines kids absolutely wrecked them. They literally have no chill.

For that matter, if you look Mabel in the eye, rumors say, you immediately have to play a game of cards with her. Never take pocket change anywhere near their street.

The pig goes with them. That’s final.

They say Dipper Pines has a six pack. They say he’s shredded. They saw he’s got a scar across the belly from fighting off a pack of wolves with his fists.

All the doors in the world are open if you know how to pick locks… Not that they’re saying they can. That’s implementing themselves in multiple unsolved crimes, and that would be stupid.

Feel free to add your own!

HUNTR/X is connected through the Honmoon. We know this, we love this, THIS IS NEVER EXPLORED ENOUGH. In the plane scene alone, there are so many things that the girls do that make it so it seems like the Honmoon connects them in more ways than are explored in the movie.

Rumi launches a kettle at Mira like it's nothing, and without even turning around Mira grabs it and beats the crap out of a demon. Then Mira chucks it to Zoey, who then fills her girls cups without even slowing down.

I think the girls have slowly been becoming more and more connected as the years go on. When they started, they couldn't work together at all. They kept tripping over each other, and Celine was worried. She knew she could tell where her partners were no matter what was happening.

It starts slow. Mira reaches out to catch Zoey without looking, and quickly adjusts her position. It's subtle, but Celine sees it. She knows the Honmoon sees it too with the way it hums in satisfaction. She knows then that the girls are going to be fine.

It happens so gradually that the girls never notice it. They just assume that their teamwork is getting better. They assume that because they've been working together for so long, they just know when one of them is feeling down.

It takes years for Mira and Zoey to understand why they feel the Honmoon pulling them towards Rumi. They feel a soft twinge of shame every time they comment on a demons patterns. They feel like their throats are closing every time Takedown comes on.

After the Idol Awards, the girls go talk to Celine. She's shocked they don't know, but she also knows her girls are dense as hell, so she explains that the Honmoon links their souls. That's why when Rumi started singing at the Saja Boys concert, Mira and Zoey were the first to react.

That's also the reason why most hunters end up in a relationship with each other. It's easy for them to be together because their souls are almost one with each others. It's easy to live together because you always know what to do and how to help.

I was blasting How It's Done when this came to me, so here you go. I paused packing to write this at the speed of light for y'all

Socmed au, but it's just Rumi running a stan account for Zoey and Mira and an anti account for herself, and it's weirdly infamous. Anyone who likes Huntr/x and it mildly online knows about it, there's video essays analyzing the account and it all boils down to "wtf is bro's problem with Rumi"

Meanwhile, Rumi is having the time of her life coping with her self-hatred in a funny way

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