Ughh when is it my turn to be fucked by a man much more experienced than me?? He can take control and tell me what to do and how to do it because I'm just a stupid inexperienced pup and I need someone to teach me..

“poor baby” oh i’m bricked

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

lucky potato? GIVE ME SOME LUCK

giVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME./REF

i know im not moots with all of yall but i wanted to do something kinda for some reason

spreading the luck to:

tater of luck double it and give it to the next person 🥔🥔🥔🥔

wanna jerk off a pretty boy so agonizingly slowly that he's in tears, desperate for release and overwhelmed with pleasure. want him whimpering and moaning and jerking his hips up at every little movement I make. wanna rub my thumb over his tip to smear the precum beading there around, maybe make him clean it off my fingers.

then I want to flip him around and make him cum just from me fucking his ass. I want to get him so desperate that he's cumming the second I start pushing into him, then I can really have fun while he's a blissed out, overstimulated wreck while I'm fucking him

lying in bed wit a guy in nothing but our boxers, the blankets kicked messily to the bottom and half of the side, the cool sheets feeling so comfy on our warm unshaved legs.. Lying skin to skin on his bare chest wit our legs tangled while that his nails gently scrape against my sensitive skin of my back mmmm😵‍💫.. please. :'>>>

mm thinking about letting you wear my hoodie, smells just like me. making you touch yourself and squirm in front of me. spread those thighs for me, you look so pretty baby. keep going, come on.

anyone got a hoodie they want to lend??

Need to be cuddling innocently until I start getting wet and needy. He'll notice and know how perverted my brain is and start making fun of me for it. Poking fun at the wet spot in my pants and how gross I am for getting turned on from such an innocent thing. Finally, he'll pin me down wherever we are and fuck me senseless still making fun of me. Maybe he'll even make me cum over and over until I can't anymore because I needed him so much.

Mmmmmmmm I just want to feel cozy curled up with a boy on the couch watching a movie under a blanket with him playing with my haaaiirrrrr mmmm

did you know: you can send perverted and explicit stuff to my inbox, right now!

did you know: i’m gonna use it as jerk off material!

Need to lay in bed with someone and just cuddle while we can’t keep our hands off each other. Groping, rubbing, hugging…

T has got me thinking about bros with benefits recently..

Like yeah we'll play games together, body double for each other, and just generally shoot the shit.

And yeah we'll also fight sometimes, just to relieve stress yk? Don't mind my boner, it's a normal reaction. Oh you have one too? Totally chill. Maybe our fighting devolves to rolling around on the ground, humping and choking each other out in equal measure.

Eventually we'll come and my nose'll be broken and we'll both be happy.

Getting off the ground panting and hitting the showers together, we might fuck again, but then we're going to get taco bell, I'll drive you give me head.

I VOLUNTEER TO GIVE HEAD

thinking about owning a pup... him jumping me as soon as i come home after a long day, greets me with kisses, already short of breath from the excitement of seeing me, hearing "i missed you" said repeatedly like a chant... puppy on my lap, grinding himself against me as soon as i sit down, panting with his tongue out... dropping him off of me, letting him fall hard on the floor, seeing his hurt expression for a moment until he resumes humping my leg, desperate and dumb and pathetic... pressing into him until it hurts, until pain joins the pleasure, his eyes rolling, his mouth drooling all over himself...

im nb but i would still 100% fucking do this I wanna be a pet

date idea: i lay down on ur lap and you pet my head and tell me im not too much