A Troll on Karl Johan Street

@sungodsevenoclock / sungodsevenoclock.tumblr.com

Words! Pens are too light. Take a chisel to write.

The difference between watching a climactic match in real life vs. in a sports movie is actually a good parallel for Schroedinger's Cat: you may not know who wins a match in a sports movie, but someone has decided it beforehand, so it's not the same thing as no one knowing who wins.

That's why my solution to make sports movies tolerable is that sport movie scripts be forbidden to actualy go beyond the start of a competitive match, and

(a) Copenhagen interpretation: when you film everything up to the start of the match, then you flip a coin and that decides who will win in the movie, and you abide by that.

(b) Multiple worlds interpretation: you have to film a version of the movie for each possible outcome in each possible match featured.

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I received a letter across great distance. Proud, mad and womanly it was. But in the time it took to get across, A gap of eons opened up betwixt us.

Forests grew, silence replaced speeches, Time passed in a whirlwind of events. But from far away I still beseech you: Anna! Come to my defence?

Rivers drained, birds raced away, Roads were overgrown, steel turned to rust. But at times, in dreams, you hear me say: Anna! Come defend the two of us!

—David Samoylov, tr. by me

Prince of Gosplan (Viktor Pelevin) My opinion was that early Pelevin is great, but late Pelevin is terrible. I used to wonder whether it was the case of a writer regressing or just the same tricks leading to diminishing returns. But that misunderstood Pelevin's trick as writing vaguely deep-sounding mysticism steeped in zeitgeistiest of pop-culture mixed with a wide array of surface-level esoterica. Having read this compilation of his earlier short prose, it becomes apparent that he started out as actually something totally different, that only superficially looks like his later postmodern mysticism: he was the Russian version of Phillip K. Dick.

What I mean by this is that Dick's stories mostly all depend on one fundamental question: what if the world as we perceive it is an illusion, a simulacrum of a second, realer world that we only rarely can access. For Dick, this question serves as a grand overarching metaphor for his experience with schizophrenia. And he uses death, dreams, drugs, extraterrestrials, artificial intelligence, military subterfuge, fundamentalist religion, etc., etc. as particular, specific metaphors to get at the grand one. Pelevin's early stories and novellas compiled in this volume are also about this question. And again, as specific versions of the metaphor, he uses death, dreams, drugs, espionage, secret subterranean civilizations, and, in the titular novella, a particular highlight of the volume, the Prince of Persia video game. Fortunately for Pelevin, but unfortunately for us his readers, he is completely sane. So instead of the experience of schizophrenia, the central metaphor that all the specific ones reference is the Iron Curtain. It works surprisingly well. But the problem is that once this central metaphor that sustains all the rest stops being relevant, Pelevin needs to do something else. What he chooses is to abandon the central metaphor without replacing it, and so hist stories and novellas become a series of exercises in "wouldn't it be fucked up if...". In this volume of short prose, you can see that transformation happen in real time.

FWIW, I don't think it's particularly fair to say Pelevin's mysticism is "vague", I'd say it's a rather concrete, and not very postmodern, worldview, only steeped in varying levels of irony. But the Philip K Dick comparison of the early stuff is pretty poignant.

What I mean is that I read the esoteric content of his books (at least of the middle section of it, the contemporary stuff is its own bag of worms) as entirely sincere and revealing a deep level of engagement with the relevant philosophical discourse; though perhaps that falls a little flat if you're not a nerd about Buddhist/Jainist movements and philosophy.

You might be right. I am definitely not an expert on Buddhist or Jainist thought at all. My impression from reading Pelevin's "Chapaev and Void" closely followed by Yuzefovich's "Cranes and Pygmies" is that it seemed very clear that the latter was deeply knowledgeable about Mongolia in a way that the former isn't. In the same book, I was annoyed by his portrayal of Japanese culture as well. And his main interest in revolutionary Petrograd seemed to be entirely in how much cocaine people were using. So he does not engender confidence in his reader. Of course, it's totally plausible, in a book that's primarily a statement of Buddhist philosophy to be careful about that and then fast and loose with the other stuff. But if so, then perhaps the Buddhist philosophy itself is the thing that's vague?

I'm also curious how you would demarcate the periods of Pelevin's career betwen early-middle-late? (For me Life of Insects is the transition point, and I haven't read anything more recent than "Helmet of Horror" based on how viscerally I hated it).

Really like the invention of "draft day" in this corner of tumblr. It's a nice little bonanza of posting. Sadly I've missed both of the ones I've known about, and that's too bad not only because I didn't get to post, but because I missed the glut of nice posts at the time, and coming back to them all at once was too much.

Maybe next we do like a staggered schedule or something.

Today for instance I had a young student (not from one of my classes) come in for an office hour and when in the course of an example there was a part where they needed to calculate 6.30 + 0.05, they said "I can't do that in my head", and when I prompted them to estimate, they were completely wrong. This was definitely unexpected, it's not like this is common occurrence. But it does happen!

It certainly anecdotally seems like in younger cohorts there are people who are substantially worse at mental arithmetic (and, I think, as a corollary, worse at guesstimation) — I don't have any data, but if I had to bet, I would say that this effect exists. This is not to say that this somehow outweighs the benefits of the existence of calculators. So, similarly, even if AI does have a negative effect on some of the thinking skills of people using it, this doesn't mean that outweighs the benefits. But clearly AI can do a much wider class of your thinking for you than a calculator can, so the effect can also be much broader.

ETA: ignore this because see what @youzicha says in notes: any change in calculator use is not one I'd be able to notice.

When people say that we should be sanguine about AI's effect on people's thinking skills because "they were saying the same thing about calculators" that gives me pause, because I don't think it's obvious that the people who said this about calculators were wrong.

In case this proves useful to you in a very specific set of circumstances. (Raffi, tr. by me)

Крошка белуха

Крошка белуха по морю плывёт Небо сверху а снизу лёд Солнце светит, океан блестит И плывёт храбрый маленький кит.

Крошка белуха, крошка белуха, В море голубом Ты под плавником Люби-мой Ма-мы!

В тихой бухте, где живут киты Целый день играешь и ныряешь ты. Волны качают сонный океан, Из твоей макушки бьет фонтан.

Крошка белуха, крошка белуха, Песенку свою Я тебе спою. Ты под-пе-вай мне!

Ужин вкусный и в воде тепло. Как тебе, китёнок, повезло! На тебя глядит круглая луна — Сладкого желает сна.

Крошка белуха, крошка белуха Новый день прийдёт И снова поплывёт Наш ки-тё-нок.

I think unless you are doing actual political organizing or at least leaving the house to go to political events, you are better off conceiving of oneself as "not particularly political". like, what's the point. its just a particularly righteous way of being mad on the internet

The reason people are not doing this is that claiming oneself to be "not particularly political" is stigmatized (online).

quotes and excerpts float around on tumblr that are like "stories make us human! the most important thing is stories. stories can change the world!" and it's very compelling until you remember that writers, who are broadly (but not universally) revved up about stories, are broadly (but not universally) good at writing

i went to a talk tonight that was being given by a food person, and they were like "food and cooking make us human! the most important thing in the world is feeding people. home cooking can change the world!"

(nearly verbatim but rearranged)

so i'm glad it's not an affliction unique to writers

@sungodsevenoclock: I've mentioned this on tumblr before, but I did have a quantum mechanics prof who said "quantum mechanics is what separates us from the animals"

were they usually really funny or

My Applications of QM prof was mostly charming and occasionally funny in a self-deprecating way, but oddly enough in saying this, I think he was basically being sincere.

It bothers me, too, how much of the justification for right-populism that isn't some version of "fuck you" is built on some version of the "strong men lead to good times" quote, but is there any reason at all to think that quote is true?

That idea seems obviously wrong to me, but I also can't explain why convincingly to someone who disagrees. It's not like I can point to an RCT where they tried the strong men against placebo, and guess what: worse times, every time, or something like that.

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