screaming crying throwing up over the final scene in 1.5.10 between the crew but particularly between Dani and VR-LA. Platonic soulmates of all time

VR-LA's "Thank you. For finding me. And... setting us off on this adventure. Thank you for keeping us together. Thank you for being my friend."

And Dani's response of "You know, I thought I just found a project that day - when that... hunk of junk that we have fixed up came into the Heap. It turned out a lot better than I ever thought it could. I found a friend."

And then (after goofing off about Davion and free drinks for a second) she continues: "I found my best friend."

For someone who says ‘I hate to be the voice of reason here’, Dani sure is the voice of reason a lot

She’s angry about it

I can't work on any of the wips so I'm starting a new fanfic. Again.

This is not the first time nor the last.

the nearest depiction of an animal or other sentient fantasy creature to you at this moment comes to life right where it is (i.e. cat photograph, shark plushie, dragon painting, etc)

assume it doesn’t know you (unless it’s actually a specific animal you’ve met) and that it’s normal for its species and would do whatever was natural for it. including being too giant for and destroying the room it’s in. as well as dying immediately if its environment can’t support its life

my favourite thing about the back half of Campaign 1 is that the crew of the Per Aspera at that point consists of: Kyana, who has a rare secret bloodline that gives her two souls and a never ending quest to fight evil, VR-LA, the actual chosen one of Mystra and someone who has made bargains with several other mystical beings, and Vhas, who’s divinely favoured by Ysgard, the chosen one of the Githzerai, and has been tasked with united the Githzerai and Githyanki under one sky. And then there’s Dani. A random orphan mechanic from the City of Brass who just happened to be in the right place at the right time to get her hands on a spelljammer. And the best part? Dani is objectively the most dangerous member of the crew.

My favorite part of this is that the others all simultaneously realized this exact thing, and their response was to make Dani officially captain — the role so instrumental to the workings of both the ship and crew that neither would function without her

They really said on god we will make you a main character

Honestly, I feel like I'm old and mature enough these days that I don't need to know what the kids' new funny number is supposed to mean. Hell, when I was a child, I wasn't well-read enough to understand why 42 was a funny number, and I just shrugged and moved on. And, as we all remember from our multiplication tables, 42 is just six se

Let’s all say thank you to the brave sniper that took out op before they could finish

you'll spend so long in deep discussions of gender online and then go talk to someone in your real life family and find out they still havent gotten past "women can be good at things" and its like oh okay jesus christ i forgot some people are still on the baby steps huh

The same with sexuality also! Most of my friends are some flavor of queer, which has made me completely forget that the general straight-to-queer ratio in the population does not at all resemble the people I surround myself with

And so whenever there’s a big news thing of like “she did [insert important thing here] while also *dramatic gasp for effect* being gay”, it feels so weird to me, because yes? Hello?? Are we all not queer???

we need to fucking stop chris nolan. wtf is going on FR. what are we doing. mycenaean brutalism????? im going to scream

*dries tear* They grow up so fast

Wizards live in towers, Princesses are kept captive in towers. You, a mage of wandering interests, come back to find half your towers upper floors occupied by a bored young woman. There are worse ways to find an apprentice.

Holdup guys I have a new dnd character idea