need it biblically, need it carnally, need it astronomically, need it desperately, need it disastrously, need it so bad my organs are melting, need it unhealthily, need it sinfully, need it immorally, need it villainously

trust i got yall fr 💯💯💯

it’s like nobody wants to dry hump and make out on the couch in the living room anymore

my ideal sex position is drooling into each others mouths and just like absorbing each other completely so just collapsed missionary with lots of nastyyyyyy kissing

Rumi and Jinu 💔

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

Catch me on Ao3 promoting unsafe sex, huge age gaps, adultery, and blasphemy.

shut up i’m busy having a fake relationship with a fictional character right now

born to marry him, forced to read fanfics about him

I love x reader because essentially I'm going "Hey YOU! You're in this story now. You are my character. You are under my control. Trust me trust me it's gonna be good. You'll nut like five times AND your fav blorbo is gonna be madly in love with you. "

"I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't do that."

I know. But you aren't YOU. You're MY character. and I SAID you said that. So go with it and enjoy the adventure.

HAPPY BLEACH DAY

one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

u know what, even if my writing isnt the BEST, i still made it all on my own. like there was a blank word doc and i filled it up with my own words, my own story. i took what was in my head and i made it a real thing. idk i feel like that alone is something to be proud of.