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Hello and welcome to the influx of shockingly not-porn-bot folks! I'm not sure how you found me but I'm glad you're here 💜
A quick word: this is not a specific fandom/theme/anything blog and I am *shit* at tagging because I live on the mobile app with that sweet sweet "quick reblog" button so take a moment to familiarize yourself with Tumblr's life saving filtering options in Settings -> Account Settings -> Content You See.
I suggest filtering tags AND post content.
filter on ao3 that only shows fic by women in their 40s who has a degree and works an office job and probably leaves authors notes that are like “sorry for the wait on the chapter guys! i had to give birth to my third kid😂”
we've all become the erotica writing secretary from 10 Things i Hate About You.
Wild how many people believe medieval armor is super hard to move in.
Like, do these people realize those armors were usually made for fighting... to the death? Where mobility is kind of important???
Please don't get rid of your Patreon because you think people expect something from you there. I personally subscribe to people's Patreon (including yours) because they throw random phenomenal fanart out on tumblr, and it's because they love the source material the same way I do. PLEASE KEEP CREATING. CREATORS DRIVE FANDOM.
Signed,
A Patreon subscriber who likes what you post here and doesn't give a shit what you post there
I appreciate you! 💚💚🫶
It's just hard to get out of the mindset of "worth=work" and Patreon specifically has been a place to dump fandom or even OC NSFW but I also crave instant gratification 😅😂
I dunno. We'll see!
Does Nonnie think you're going to stop drawing entirely if you drop Patreon and the stress of being "on the clock" with your art???
HE 👏 WENT 👏 LOOKING 👏 FOR 👏 TROUBLE 👏
The euros fail to consider the form: it’s not Johnny’s hubris that is the subject of the song. It’s the devil’s, who thinks his power is worth more than simple love for a craft
neither americans nor the modern era have any sort of monopoly on one-upping the devil. one of the oldest european folk tales is The Smith and the Devil, in which a smith makes a deal with the devil for his soul and when the devil comes to collect, the smith tricks him into leaving him alone forever. tricking that bastard is an old and storied tradition.
"average person who makes a deal with the devil is dragged to hell after 10 years" factoid actually just statistical error. average person who makes a deal with the devil uses their new hellish gifts to outwit the old bastard so they can keep both gifts and soul for the rest of their long and prosperous lives. faust, who bargained for knowledge of all things and then wasted his 10 years chasing a girl who wasn't all that into him, is an idiot and should not have become the cornerstone of modern understanding of the trope.
The last time I played Puck, the director was a huge freak about not letting us wear shoes on stage because it would "ruin the look", but we all kept eating shit, and instead of just letting us wear skintone dance shoes or something with grip, motherfucker poured Pepsi on the floor so it'd be sticky and we had to schlorp around. I fucking hate you, David.
Why couldn't this have been a one time I dreamt
Coking the stage (mopping it with diluted soda so it's a little sticky) is a legitimate low-budget tactic for slick floors, but he just poured so much Pepsi on the floors that for about a whole week, it was audible.
Maybe the course of true love would run a little fucking smoother if we didn't have to ford your Pepsi river, DAVID.
I would just quit. Fuck people like that. It's easy to walk away
No it's not. Didn't you read the post? There was dried Pepsi everywhere.
Do you guys have like. AMVs of the mind. Like fanvideos that you have edited in your head for specific media to certain songs and every time you hear the song (or at least sometimes) you think about this nonexistent fanvideo. Used to happen to me a lot in high school and now I still do it sometimes just for fun
my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"
OP the tags!!
sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you
i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog
I can't be the first to make this connection
y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision
...Can I add this
do not go gentle into that good night
be a bit of a bitch about it
can't in good conscience leave this out
you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing
HE HAD A SON NAMED
NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK
technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn
Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.
I have something worse
oh???
imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn
imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen
WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN
I have an answer to that one too
The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.
Born without a groove 😔
With each addition to this, I find myself nodding and murmuring, "Mm hm. The Plorn Dickens."
