"liking villain characters means you're a bad pers-" ONE MILLION RATS! ONE MILLION RATS IN YOUR PANTS RIGHT NOW

taking my eunuch to the vet because it shows no interest in scheming and the vet is like Yeah this is one of those non scheming eunuchs and it's actually super unethical to make these they have a fuck ton of health problems and like. yeah this is not a companion eunuch at all i got him to help me concoct an attempt on my nephew's life so my own son can take the throne soooooo yeah leaving the eunuch door open and maybe he'll walk into traffic lol

DO YOU GUYS NOT FUCK WITH THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT ANYMORE

If anything ever goes wrong in your life, anything at all, make sure you remember: it is because of my foul curse

I cast crazy cook-up potion beats juicy fresh wizard rap

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

mostlad the foreteller

New D&D character alert??

someone closed the hell portal & ended the ten thousand year nightmare war which is good obviously but now we have all these newly unemployed heroes with ancient magic weapons and no real skills outside of killing demons wandering around everywhere

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