he feels like home

summary: All Joel Miller wanted was a cake from you, the town baker. All you wanted in return were a few items and to have a drink with him. Now, you’re naked in your bedroom, sitting on his face, getting eaten out like you’re the first real meal he’s had in years. 

“Then ask me for what you really want.” 

“You wanna come in and fuck me?” 

“Only if you’ll let me take you out on a date tomorrow. I don’t do that casual, fuck buddy shit. You’re either mine, or nothin’ at all.”

pairing: Joel Miller/f!reader

rating: E (18+!!! No y/n, porn with some plot, explicit smut, Possessive Joel Miller, big-juicy-legal age gap, unprotected p in v (wrap it up!), creampie, oral sex (f & m receiving), face sitting, woman on top, rough sex (arms pinned behind back, face shoved against bed), begging, dirty talk (so much), praise (a ton), multiple orgasms, overstimulation, breast worship, aftercare, reader is a lil bratty, feelings, pregnancy mention, Good Parent Joel Miller, sneaking around)

word count: 13.3k+ 

a/n: Hi! I missed Joel a lot, and as soon as he traded Legos for a cake, my ass was typing out this fic idea. I hope you enjoy my horny fever dream! Note: Halican Drops is a fake band. Sarah wears their band t-shirt in the first episode. I headcanon that they sound like Joan Jett & the Blackhearts. Title from "long story short" by Taylor Swift. Shoutout to @devineconjuring for betaing! 

Thank you for reading! Comments and reblogs feed me. I’d love to know what you thought!

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pairing: witch's familiar!Ezra x witch!f!reader

rating: eventual E MDNI

summary: As you came into your powers and your curves filled in, Ezra realized he feelings for you were more than just affection. The only problem? He's a 300 year old cursed witch. Oh, and he's a cat.

contents: age gap (like 300 years), slow burn, yearning, soft!Ezra, probably anachronistic witchy stuff, love triangle (quadrangle?), reader is a millennial but otherwise not described, Ezra is a cat, he won't be forever, this isnt a beastiality thing, moth never uses y/n.

This one is for all of the Thackary Binx girlies. I've had a version of this story in my brain for years. I'm so excited to share it with you this spooky season.

I'm going to try very hard to keep to a schedule publishing this series!!

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Part 7

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It Tastes of Magic

a Joel Miller mini-series inspired by Practical Magic.

Hello! I still can't believe I'm doing this, but here I am, dipping my toes into my first mini-series with an OFC. A little bit over a year ago, I posted the first version of this story, inspired by the movie and the writing of @divine-timings and @penvisions. And despite loving the result very much, my writing wasn't what it is now, and I felt like I wanted more for Joel and Sage. So, after two months of work, thanks to the incredible help of @schnarfer (Thank you so much for holding my hand throughout all this and for planting the seed of the idea of turning it into a series♥️) and the support of @thundermartini, @thedilfdiaries, and @encasedinobsidian, the rewrite I planned has become this!

@thundermartini created this fantastic moodboard, capturing the essence of the story. And @yopossum gifted me this portrait, perfectly picturing this version of Joel that I love and treasure so much. If you haven't seen them, you should go and look at them. They are stunning!♥️

Summary: After enduring her fate for decades, Sage is drowning in her grief, till Tommy brings two guests to her home, sparking a bond she's been longing for years- almost as if by magic…

Part I- The Beginning Part II- The Growth Part III- The Reveal

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I'm tagging some people who were interested in my WIPs, and read the first version of the story. Please let me know if you'd like to be tagged or not♥️

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NAV: Main Masterlist -> Joel Masterlist -> Raider Masterlist

This community has so much talent, and y'all capture the characters, relationships, and vibes so well. You are a huge part of them. Ty for loving them. 🖤🖤🖤

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Mattress (part 1) by esquire 🤪

If yours didn't make it onto this post, it was in error. Pls LMK 🥺

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Buried Secrets Teaser

Buried Secrets Masterlist ||| Main Masterlist Frankie Morales x OFC

Good afternoon my lovelies!

Today, I bring you a gift in the form of a teaser for Buried Secrets. The next chapter is called Among the Enemy. Which enemy could that be? Are there more than one? Two? Three? It all starts to unfold in this very pivotal chapter. I've got some twists and turns coming your way and I am dying to know if any of you will see it coming. 😈

We ended the last chapter with Mya asking Frankie to join on her a "supply run" to Puerto Maldonado. What we are actually getting is a meeting with her infamous benefactor that Frankie has been suspicious of from the beginning (and a supply run). We also get some much needed bonding time between our two lovesick idiots. Will they finally break and give into their urges? We will know by the end of the chapter. 😉

Fair warning. There will be cannon typical violence in this chapter (death of a bad guy, mention of blood). So, prepare yourselves for that.

Now, without further ado, your teaser is below the cut. Along with some other extra goodies.

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Love the teaser for your next chapter and the pictures are breathtaking. Also, can’t wait to read the next chapter and again thanks for tagging me into the post

Thanks, friend and you are very welcome! 😘

That place is amazing! Best visual inspiration ever! Hopefully you won’t have to wait too much longer! 💜

Pairing: Millionaire Joel Miller x Female Reader

Rating: 18+ 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

Updated Word Count: ~90k

Series Summary: After recently graduating from university, your best friend offers you a job cleaning luxury homes for clients you’ll never know. It’s only temporary and a good way to save money for when you go back to get your law degree. That’s what you’re promised at least. Easy. Simple. Mundane. That is, until one of your clients is home and everything that you felt was missing in your life starts to fall into place. This goes against the NDA you signed and you could get fired. Or worse, you could fall in love.

Content Warning: In order to avoid spoilers I will not be warning you of everything. This story will contain sexually explicit material around the world of BDSM. Please remember that even with the age gap betweeen Joel and Reader, they are both legal and consenting adults. Although my intentions are never to trigger anyone, you are solely responsible for the content you consume. That being said, as a survivor of sexual assault none of this story will contain dubcon or consensual non consent. At the heart of it all, this is a love story.

AN: I figured that @mermaidgirl30, @littlevenicebitch69, @burntheedges and @joelmillerisapunk are all sick of me yelling at them about this story so I should start sharing! Thank you to the 4 of you for all your kind words and encouragement. To the 800+ of you that follow me, thank you for being such beautiful souls and encouraging me to work on my craft. I hope you love this series as much as I love each and every one of you. Dividers by @saradika-graphics

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5 - Part One

Chapter 5 - Part Two

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Epilogue

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Welcome to the Neighbourhood

marcus pike masterlist | A03 link | Mature | 3k words

Pairing: Marcus Pike x OFC Fern

Summary: Marcus's new neighbour has caught his attention.

Themes/warnings: I'm leaning heavily into the romcom here with a few mishaps and misunderstandings along the way. Burnt cookies. British spellings (you'll prize the letter U from my cold dead hands). Parks and Recreation references throughout. Big snogs on the sofa guest starring some spicy wandering hands.

A/N: This was written for @burntheedges Summer Tunes Writing Challenge . Thanks for hosting, Kate! My song prompt for Marcus was Romanticism by Retrofile and I used these lyrics as my inspiration:

I wanna catch you at the right time

Not a weekday or a work night

But you're always busy, and never home.

Underneath the moonlight, I could turn it on

Driving back to your house, to your favourite song

A generation of romantics

Getting caught up in semantics

Foolish love comes off too strong

Think you're afraid of really trying

To show the feelings that you're hiding

Why do I waste my time at all?

I loved this so much! Your Marcus, you always picture him with such care and love, it’s a joy to read it. He was yearning from the first second he saw her! And Fern! She’s so funny and quirky. You made me fall so hard for her, the chaos and animals that surround her -how she talks of Morris and the baby squirrels she takes care of. It made me connect so much with her. And the ending!! “But she wasn’t you.” I’m swooning! It was brilliant! Thank you for sharing it and making me smile so much as I read it!❤️❤️❤️

Well, you had me grinning with your comments here, so thank you so much, Wym!

Yearning, joy, love...that's my favourite song 🫠

Meet the Millers Masterlist - NEW CHAPTERS COMING APRIL 16TH, 2025!

Moving into the Boston Quarantine Zone after nearly 20 years on the outside takes some adjusting. A misdirection one night guides you to the 3 men who will change the course of your life.

Benny Miller x Will Miller x Joel Miller x f!reader

Overall rating: M for mature themes. 18+ only!

*UPDATE MARCH 2025: I am officially continuing this series after 3 years of debating! “Part 2” will pick up on Chapter 12, only a short bit after the ending of Chapter 11 (despite me taking 3 years to write it lol)

*Also note this was written before the release of the show!

Extras:

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Last Updated 05/01/2025 ||| Dieter Bravo x OFC

Series Summary: Dieter Bravo, now sober, was looking to change his bad boy image after hitting rock bottom. His team hoped that having him join the nationally televised family friendly dance competition, Dancing with the Stars, would be a good first step, if they can keep him out of trouble. 

Katarina Stamos expected her last season as a professional dancer on the show to go the same as it had for the past thirteen seasons. That all changed when she was partnered with the infamous Dieter Bravo. 

Dieter and Katarina are reluctantly thrown into their partnership and must learn to work together to succeed in the competition. In the process they form a deeper connection beyond the dance floor that neither anticipated.

👉 Warnings: Sexual tension, mutual pining, angst, so much smut (we get a little dom and sub Dieter, intimacy, use of a sex toy, sex acts in public, spanking...really it's all too much to list here - it's Dieter, use your imagination), spicy language, themes dealing with intimate partner violence (not by Dieter), past alcohol abuse, past drug abuse, and shitty parents. This will be a slow burn. Read at your own risk. Cat dad / plant dad Dieter comes with his own warnings.

EXTRAS | TEASERS | VIBES | ASKS | PLAYLIST

✨DIETER’S INSTAGRAM STORIES | POSTS

✨KATARINA’S INSTAGRAM STORIES | POSTS

✨TEXTS WITH DIETER SERIES HERE (NSFW)

✨PLANT DADDY DIETER FINDS HERE (NSFW)

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Pairing: Millionaire Joel Miller x Female Reader

Rating: 18+ 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

Updated Word Count: ~90k

Series Summary: After recently graduating from university, your best friend offers you a job cleaning luxury homes for clients you’ll never know. It’s only temporary and a good way to save money for when you go back to get your law degree. That’s what you’re promised at least. Easy. Simple. Mundane. That is, until one of your clients is home and everything that you felt was missing in your life starts to fall into place. This goes against the NDA you signed and you could get fired. Or worse, you could fall in love.

Content Warning: In order to avoid spoilers I will not be warning you of everything. This story will contain sexually explicit material around the world of BDSM. Please remember that even with the age gap betweeen Joel and Reader, they are both legal and consenting adults. Although my intentions are never to trigger anyone, you are solely responsible for the content you consume. That being said, as a survivor of sexual assault none of this story will contain dubcon or consensual non consent. At the heart of it all, this is a love story.

AN: I figured that @mermaidgirl30, @littlevenicebitch69, @burntheedges and @joelmillerisapunk are all sick of me yelling at them about this story so I should start sharing! Thank you to the 4 of you for all your kind words and encouragement. To the 800+ of you that follow me, thank you for being such beautiful souls and encouraging me to work on my craft. I hope you love this series as much as I love each and every one of you. Dividers by @saradika-graphics

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5 - Part One

Chapter 5 - Part Two

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Epilogue

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Little Dove - A Series

Series Summary: After sending both your daughters off to college, you and Joel find yourself to be empty nesters in your early 40’s. However, all that alone time has it’s perks, most of which are kinky.

TW: reach each chapters for specific warnings. 18+

A/N: The love I received from the first story has sent my brain into high gear. I have zero timeline for these stories and they may not come out in the order listed below. The story summaries could change as I write. 🙏🏻 please let me know which you’re most excited for or if you want to be tagged 🙏🏻

🤍🕊️🤍 •• 🤍🕊️🤍 •• 🤍🕊️🤍 •• 🤍🕊️🤍

You’re Mine, Little Dove

A walk at night starts with ropes, blindfolds, and ends with the best orgasms of your life, and an even better twist at the end.

Kink: Predator/Prey

Stay Still, Little Dove

Joel reminds you that his wishes are your commands during an interesting bet between you two.

Kink: Vibrator Torture, Pleasure Dom

Taste Her, Little Dove

Joel watches as you explore a new side of yourself.

You’re a Brat, Little Dove

At your 25-year high school reunion, an old classmates is enamoured with your partner; you can’t say that you blame her, but it sparks enough jealousy for you to decide to get Joel’s attention.

Kink: Brat Tamer, Spanking, Dom/Sub

Do Your Worst, Little Dove

Joel gets a taste of his own medicine.

Kink: Role reversal, domme/sub

Merry Christmas, Little Dove

You and Joel fuck in front of the Christmas tree

Kink: Dom/Sub

You're Perfect, Little Dove

Insecurities from the past send you spiralling in a way that only Joel can fix.

Kink: Praise, Pleasure Dom

Touch Yourself, Little Dove

Joel discovers how much he likes to watch.

Kink: Voyeurism

Additional Materials

Chapter 22 pt.1- Plus One

Summary: One weekday in September, you and Javi learn that your family is getting a very welcomed addition to your family

Word Count: 15.2K

Warnings: SMUT (18+) unprotected p in v sex, oral (f receiving) vaginal fingering, praise kink, breeding kink (listen... she's already pregnant, but Javi's an optimist LOL), general talk of pregnancy, doctor's appointment, nausea/morning sickness, Dad to be!Javi makes me weak in the mf'in knees (I'm being so fr, the man is built to be a dad), The Murphy's/Chucho/Your family may have a gambling problem

A/N: This is me bracing myself for y'all to throw rotten fruit at me in the public square while you boo and his because this literally took 6 months AND I AM SO DEEPLY, TRULY SORRY ABOUT IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Me and this chapter have been in a wrestling match since November, but she's finally here!!! I'm planning on splitting up Javi and Osita's pregnancy journey by trimester, so this chapter is months 1-3, next chapter will be months 4-6, etc... I know I sound like a broken record, but the love that you guys have shown this story and these characters legit makes me want to cry, I think part of the reason this took so long is bc after this, there's only two more chapters before NTL is a wrap, and that's a very weird thing to say. So regardless, I just wanna say I love y'all and love getting to share this story with you and I'm just feeling really sappy about it 🥹💛 OKAY ANYWAYS, YOU CAN CONTINUE WITH THE BOOING AND TOMATO PELTING, I'M SORRY AGAIN!!!!

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