PRELUDE: “Hang In There”

The project is taking a bit longer than expected due to coding issues, but I promise, it’ll be worth it. I wanna take the time to make sure this will be up to your standards. Again, I want to thank you all for your enthusiasm! Everyone has been so kind and attentive. I’m so thankful to have such a wonderful audience

@silly-signs

Official silly sign(s)

Goooood morning. Can I have some?

- ‘Morning, no. You wouldn’t like it, too bitter.

Mmm not true. Let me try it again

I can’t feel my hands or feet anymore. The cold is destroying us, the storms won’t stop, and the shelter gives no protection. My family is shaking, my mother is in pain there is no warmth, no safety.

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We are freezing in unbearable cold. My mother urgently needs treatment. Please don’t scroll past reblog or help now.

Official silly sign

tumblr users’ obsession with self-reporting (especially as a weird form of penance) needs to be studied

you don’t need to tell the world you still like Harry Potter because it’s your comfort movie or because your dad read it to you when you were little or something like that in response to a post about the harm continued monetary support of Harry Potter causes. you don’t need to tell tumblr all the myriad of reasons you don’t like rap under a post about how rap is often misrepresented as ultra-violent or overtly sexual and misogynistic because of racism. No one on tumblr has to know anything about you. no one has to know you still read your old Harry Potter books or that the only rap artist you like is Eminem. No one is going to say “oh of course you’re the One True Good Person with a Good Reason!” when you say that rap is difficult to listen to because of your auditory processing disorder or you’re only a part of the Marauders fandom. Just keep your shit to yourself and don’t embarrass yourself under other peoples’ posts.

funniest possible reply and its not even on purpose

literally what the fuck do you mean its still january. how is that remotely possible. its been six months minimum

Posting on 1/13/2026

The next step in the playbook is to make it illegal to criticize the regime. Mark my words.

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happy anniversary to the great molasses flood

Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

half of the COD discourse on tumblr is,

"i don't like this."

and then you ask them, okay, have i inadvertently leaned into a cultural stereotype that i was unaware of or have i handled this subject insensitively because i'll delete it and apologise for my ignorance

and they go "no, you wrote about my sad little meow meow in a way that doesn't reflect well against the picture perfect ideal i have in my head and now i think you should die :["

and the character is a white guy who's a war criminal and tortures people

that or

"this character is straight and you wrote him as gay and that ruins the fantasy i have of sloppy sex with him where he has a breeding kink and calls me princess because i'm 4'3 and could be blown away by a gust of wind"

Humantruder my beloved <3 (I’m brain storming stuff atm while I write. This one might take some time like the last one so I can get it just right)

I will say, he was definitely a gentler soul before turning into a visitor.

au where protagonist became a visitor after the ending with the child and the cultists

safety 👁️