Wine Glass and Slinky: Objectified
(TEEHEE WOW A NEW STORY ABOUT TWO RANDOM CHARACTERS THAT MADE A BREIF APPEARANCE IN EPISODE 4 OF PLANTY AND SKEINS, SO SLAY)
Just like Planty and skein, this is a shared oc! I own Wine glass, and @jitterfidget owns Slinky!
(TW: seduction ig, and incels, and tranquilization)
Wine glass knocked on the door of some random apartment, adjusting his scarf while he waited.He’d heard rumors that the owner there was a bit of a creep, and that he falls in love with any attractive man he sees. Luckily for Wine glass, he was incredibly attractive. “Hello there handsome” Wine glass deceitfully said, trying not to laugh as the slob of a man answers the door. The man was a string of lights, somehow smelling like total BO. “O-oh, hello there sir, what do you need.” Stringlight said, his breath assaulting wine glasses nostrils. “You’re quite a strapping young gentleman, how about we get to know each other a bit more… personally.” Wine glass said, trying not to grimace as he made his offer. “Oh-oh my of course, I-i never thought anybody would ever wanna do that with me!” Stringlight said, actually kind of making Wine glass feel a tad bit bad because he sounded so excited. Oh well, maybe if he figured out what a toothbrush was he wouldn’t be in this predicament. “Now, I have a payment, of a BIGGGGG nice hug.” Wineglass said, immediately regretting targeting him. Stringlight didn’t ask twice, immediately hugging him, causing wine glass to hold back a gag as his greasy fingers gripped him. The moment Stringlight closed his eyes, wine glass reached into his scarf, and pulled out a syringe. Making sure he couldn’t feel it, he stabbed the syringe into Stringlights arm. Stringlight didn’t even flinch as he passed out, his body slumping against wine glasses before falling to the floor. Wine glass starts looking around the apartment, looking for any valuables. He finds his bedroom, finding a drawer full of cash, which he grabs instantly. He gags and almost vomits as he sees the next drawer. Wine glass, done with the place, walks back to the entrance. He administers an amnesiac, causing Stringlight to forget that wine glass even existed. And before leaving, checks for cameras, which he finds none.
The bar was dim, mostly illuminated by wall hung neon signs. An old style jukebox played ABBA hits and other older music. Clinks of glasses and other beverages filled the air like mist. Slinky was sitting at the bar, drinking like an entire bottle of orange juice and tequila, because mimosas are like really good. As he drank, he saw another man sit down next to him. A rather attractive man wearing a scarf. So obviously it’s wine glass because who wears a scarf when it’s not winter. “Hey there man, how’s your day going?” Slinky said, ready to leave the bar because he wasn’t a fan of interacting with others. “Good, but who are you?” Wine glass said, before his question was interrupted by a news broadcast. The broadcast was urgent, showing a helicopter view of a farther area from them, covered with.. weird, mutated objects. The bar erupted in chaos. Objects were running out, knocking over the jukebox as ‘The winner takes it all” was playing, ironically being trampled and broken during the line “the loser has to fall”. Wine glass instantly realized how dangerous being alone would be, and he grabbed slinky. “Hey, handsome, won’t it be nice if you had a companion for this ordeal?” Wine glass said, trying to muster up the most seductive voice to hide how terrified he was. Slinky was flustered, and as much as he hated being around people normally, he also knew it’d be a dumb decision to go off on your own in the APOCALYPSE LIKE HELLO!? “Sure….im slinky…..your names wine glass I’m assuming?” Slinky said, double checking because sometimes people had wack names. A few minutes ago an orange tried like seducing Slinky, but once he found out his name was Citrus he was so embarrassed that he ran away, minutes later a different dude came in that was like a spool of yarn but that’s irrelevant.
Wine glass grabbed slinky’s hand pretending to be genuinely interested, despite having never feeling any sort of attraction to anyone. They went towards the back exit, before realizing it was jammed.
A strange scuttling filled the air as a weird shadow approached the bar. Screams erupting from every soul in that bar as the weird, now mutated, creature broke inside, sending shards of glass flying like shrapnel.