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Tartar Sauce

@tartarrsaucee

Also known as "airithink" on DA!!!! Anyway im a gay little goober who likes pokemon, and dabbles in sonic (i just like drawing mobians tbh) Anyway bestie issss @jitterfidget

HEYYYYYY, so my name is Tartar sauce! Not sure why i decided my internet persona would be a yummy condiment found in seafood restaurants and isle 18 at Kroger, but like yeah. So im an aspiring artist(emphasis on aspiring holy crap i suck), wanna be author(my best talent lowkey), and professional f*g! I currently have one friend on Tumblr ( @jitterfidget defo check her out if you like bill and ted lol). 

Heres my list of stories(i have two so far, working on a third)!!!!!!!

Buffalo Ranch (ongoing)

This story is for Gay romance lovers!(no smut obvi) Its sonic based, using mobian characters and taking place in Casino Night Zone. I know barely anything about sonic, mobians are just easier to draw than humans.

Planty and Skein (complete at the moment, may be added to)

Im lowkey an objectified fan, and have been since Late January of 2025. Ive had these OC’s with my friend Jitterfidget for a little while. And since she drew them for me as a gift, I thought it’d be funny to give a whole story in return about them. >:)

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yaya, first post here, I wanted to post objectified stuff before dw stuff but I'm impatient lol

Omg this looks so good! Welcome to tumblr DIVAAA!!!

Wine Glass and Slinky: Objectified

(TEEHEE WOW A NEW STORY ABOUT TWO RANDOM CHARACTERS THAT MADE A BREIF APPEARANCE IN EPISODE 4 OF PLANTY AND SKEINS, SO SLAY)

Just like Planty and skein, this is a shared oc! I own Wine glass, and @jitterfidget owns Slinky!

(TW: seduction ig, and incels, and tranquilization)

Wine glass knocked on the door of some random apartment, adjusting his scarf while he waited.He’d heard rumors that the owner there was a bit of a creep, and that he falls in love with any attractive man he sees. Luckily for Wine glass, he was incredibly attractive. “Hello there handsome” Wine glass deceitfully said, trying not to laugh as the slob of a man answers the door. The man was a string of lights, somehow smelling like total BO. “O-oh, hello there sir, what do you need.” Stringlight said, his breath assaulting wine glasses nostrils. “You’re quite a strapping young gentleman, how about we get to know each other a bit more… personally.” Wine glass said, trying not to grimace as he made his offer. “Oh-oh my of course, I-i never thought anybody would ever wanna do that with me!” Stringlight said, actually kind of making Wine glass feel a tad bit bad because he sounded so excited. Oh well, maybe if he figured out what a toothbrush was he wouldn’t be in this predicament. “Now, I have a payment, of a BIGGGGG nice hug.” Wineglass said, immediately regretting targeting him. Stringlight didn’t ask twice, immediately hugging him, causing wine glass to hold back a gag as his greasy fingers gripped him. The moment Stringlight closed his eyes, wine glass reached into his scarf, and pulled out a syringe. Making sure he couldn’t feel it, he stabbed the syringe into Stringlights arm. Stringlight didn’t even flinch as he passed out, his body slumping against wine glasses before falling to the floor. Wine glass starts looking around the apartment, looking for any valuables. He finds his bedroom, finding a drawer full of cash, which he grabs instantly. He gags and almost vomits as he sees the next drawer. Wine glass, done with the place, walks back to the entrance. He administers an amnesiac, causing Stringlight to forget that wine glass even existed. And before leaving, checks for cameras, which he finds none.

The bar was dim, mostly illuminated by wall hung neon signs. An old style jukebox played ABBA hits and other older music. Clinks of glasses and other beverages filled the air like mist. Slinky was sitting at the bar, drinking like an entire bottle of orange juice and tequila, because mimosas are like really good. As he drank, he saw another man sit down next to him. A rather attractive man wearing a scarf. So obviously it’s wine glass because who wears a scarf when it’s not winter. “Hey there man, how’s your day going?” Slinky said, ready to leave the bar because he wasn’t a fan of interacting with others. “Good, but who are you?” Wine glass said, before his question was interrupted by a news broadcast. The broadcast was urgent, showing a helicopter view of a farther area from them, covered with.. weird, mutated objects. The bar erupted in chaos. Objects were running out, knocking over the jukebox as ‘The winner takes it all” was playing, ironically being trampled and broken during the line “the loser has to fall”. Wine glass instantly realized how dangerous being alone would be, and he grabbed slinky. “Hey, handsome, won’t it be nice if you had a companion for this ordeal?” Wine glass said, trying to muster up the most seductive voice to hide how terrified he was. Slinky was flustered, and as much as he hated being around people normally, he also knew it’d be a dumb decision to go off on your own in the APOCALYPSE LIKE HELLO!? “Sure….im slinky…..your names wine glass I’m assuming?” Slinky said, double checking because sometimes people had wack names. A few minutes ago an orange tried like seducing Slinky, but once he found out his name was Citrus he was so embarrassed that he ran away, minutes later a different dude came in that was like a spool of yarn but that’s irrelevant.

Wine glass grabbed slinky’s hand pretending to be genuinely interested, despite having never feeling any sort of attraction to anyone. They went towards the back exit, before realizing it was jammed. A strange scuttling filled the air as a weird shadow approached the bar. Screams erupting from every soul in that bar as the weird, now mutated, creature broke inside, sending shards of glass flying like shrapnel.

Planty And Skein: Objectified Comic Fanfic

So this is a gift for my dear friend @jitterfidget and im proud of it, just ignore how i was going through writers block until midway through. We actually share these Oc's so it was easier to understand them lol. Anyway enough yapping!

CONTENT WARNING!!!!: There will be Gore, death, and other elements present in the objectified comics! if any of that upsets you, i advise you turn away since theres not THAT much but its present enough to make me think you should stay away lol, thanks for being intrested though!

sorry for like the lack of updates!

like, I’m on vaycay and also I have writers block AND artists block ✋😭

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merrye CHRISTMAS TO @TARTARRSAUCEE :)))))))))

heres your specific one you requested because yay

heres our dead objectified ocs yayyyy i thought you would like it idek atp

(i have the backgroundless versions and an unshaded version if you require)

uhh i didn’t make you that much but my apology is that now when i’m bored instead of just drawing Bill i’m gonna first resort to trying to make some fanart tehe

merry Christmas bro :))))

OMG I CANT BELIEVE I NEVER REPOSTED THISS

THANK YOU SO MUCH BLUEE

LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING BESTIE!

MERRY CHRISTMASSSSS

Here’s your presents @jitterfidget!!!!!!

Wow omg it’s queen Elizabeth omg she’s really here

Omg who knew Sonic was Santa… that hat looks deformed omg ew.

Wow it’s the hot French dude!

Omg its the insect you find attractive :0

ANYWAY MERRY CHRISTMAS MY LOVELY BESTIEE AND WIFEYYYYYYYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEGEHEHE

I was gonna draw Eleven but lowkey I’m not trusting the process so I give up

Maybe I should stick to mobians…😬

attempting to cook rn chat😔

I still don’t know how to draw humans

School will be over tommorow and I’m gonna lock in on episode 4 🥺

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