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Sideblog for screencaps of Taskmaster - just queueing bits that make me smile. Likes and follows from witling. πŸ‘‹

[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Reece Shearsmith and Maisie Adam carefully sit down on a small round stool, sharing it between them. Squeezed closely against Reece's side, Maisie says cheerfully, "We look like we're about to do a duet." End ID.]

[ID: Six screencaps from Taskmaster. Alex Horne and Sanjeev Bhaskar stand in a garden. Sanjeev says, "Well, I'll go 25." Alex asks, "OK, have you got the money?" Sanjeev replies, "No, not on me." Later, in the studio, Greg Davies asks, "Did you receive the Β£25 from Sanjeev?" Alex says nervously, "N...No." Sanjeev gives a small unbothered smile as the audience gasps disapprovingly. End ID.]

[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Alex Horne and Sanjeev Bhaskar stand in a garden. Sanjeev says, "I'll give you some money. Twenty quid." Alex gives him a doubtful look. Sanjeev says again, "Twenty quid." Alex replies, "Er, normally you go up on the second one." End ID.]

[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Alex Horne and Sanjeev Bhaskar stand facing each other in a garden. Sanjeev is holding a long string that leads off-screen. Alex says, "You're trying to tug me like a dog on a lead." Sanjeev says, "Well, I wouldn't put it like that. I mean, l look, I mean... Listen, I could put it round your neck. I mean, but I'm not going to." He wraps his arms around Alex to tie the string around his waist. End ID.]

[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says, "And then, you did, I think, Β£500 worth of damage by throwing a sheep at a scarecrow." Reece Shearsmith stares at him with his eyebrows raised, then says unrepentantly, "OK. Sorry." End ID.]

[ID: Seven screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies asks Alex Horne, "It didn't say you couldn't have help, did it, in the task?" Maisie Adam says heatedly, "I can't just, like, open the envelope and then ring people and be like, 'Can you come and help me?'" Alex replies, "Well, unless it says you can't do that." Maisie looks scandalised. Raising a hand, Greg says, "All the information is on the task." Maisie shouts, "Fuck off, Greg!" End ID.]

[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Ania Magliano stands in a garden, winding in a spool of orange string. She asks, "Are you allowed to say 'vagina' on this show?" From off-screen, Alex Horne replies, "Yeah, you can say vagina, if you want." Ania says sassily, "Vagina." End ID.]

[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Ania Magliano stands on a red circle in a garden, in front of a brown wooden fence. She's wearing a brown coat, orange tie, orange trousers and brown shoes, and she has red hair. Alex Horne says from off-screen, "You blend in." Ania asks, "To what? To the wall?" Alex replies, "Yeah. You look like the wall." Ania pouts slightly, looking bemused. End ID.]

[ID: Eight screencaps from Taskmaster. Ania Magliano says, "I brought in limited-edition jelly beans." The studio screen shows a big jar of jelly beans with a few beans in the foreground, as Ania explains, "Dual-flavour jelly beans. I did it all by hand." Closer up, the beans consist of different crudely joined halves. Reece Shearsmith asks, "Cutting in half jelly beans, sticking them back together?" Ania says, "So, yeah, I didn't actually think of using scissors, but halfway through, my partner said, 'You could use a knife." Reece asks, "What were you using? Teeth?" Beaming, Ania says, "I was using my teeth, yeah." End ID.]

[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. The studio screen shows a framed photo of a boy drinking from a mug with a Basset hound on it, sitting next to a Basset hound with its paws up on the table. Phil Ellis explains, "I think it's my twelfth birthday. The thing is, we didn't have a dog. I have no idea who that... no idea who it is." End ID.]

[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says, "Phil, number seven. Something quite big." Phil Ellis leans casually on a board with numbered flaps on it. He says, "I've written, 'You know'." Greg asks, "What have you written?" With a meaningful wink, Phil says again, "I've written, 'You know.'" End ID.]

[ID: A screencap from Taskmaster. In the distance, Phil Ellis walks on a grassy racecourse, alongside a person dressed in a horse-and-jockey costume. Phil says, "Let's get you to the glue factory." End ID.]

[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Phil Ellis says unhappily, "Do I have to eat the whole olive?" He holds up a pitted green olive, hole first, and says, "They look rank, don't they? What is that for?" He puts the olive in his mouth, going, "Oh, my God. Oh, my God." He laughs and chokes, then says, "This is my Everest." End ID.]

[ID: A screencap from Taskmaster. Ania Magliano stands in front of a dartboard showing alternating green olives and black grapes. Poised holding a dart, she says, "I don't know how to play this game, 'cause I'm not an old man." End ID.]

[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says with a frown, "I don't like to be regionally prejudiced, but... you hate olives as well?" Maisie Adam replies, "Yeah, I'd had one before." Greg says, "What the hell is going on?" End ID.]

[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. A person is standing on the grassy track of a racecourse, wearing a costume of a horse and jockey, and a cutout mask of Reece Shearsmith's face. From off-screen, Reece says, "I'm still sort of dumbstruck by the mask of me." He's standing indoors looking through binoculars. He says, "I can't stand it. It looks like some sort of... It's like Hannibal... Oh, Christ." The costumed person waves up at him. End ID.]

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