I forgot to post this for the #sharpwolfsecretsanta2025 on Christmas and New Years so from the BOTTOM of my heart I am so sorry @telemarketing101, I hope you like what I wrote!

THANK YOU SO MUCH YO THIS IS AMAZING GO READ THEIR FICCC😝😝😝😝

Autistic Pyrrhus my beloved. Pyrrhus with low empathy. Pyrrhus with resting bitch face and a monotone voice. Pyrrhus who cannot read social cues for the life of him and interprets every interaction as hostile. Pyrrhus with sensory issues that he gets bitchy over. Pyrrhus who's touch averse. Pyrrhus whose meltdowns are violent because that's all he's ever been taught. Pyrrhus who's been characterized by everyone to be cold and unfeeling and ruthless through no fault of his own.

Pyrrhus who doesn't know how to make friends and gives Telemachus little gifts to try and be nice. Pyrrhus who does not realize that this reads as flirting to everyone else.

ik antilochus is HOWLING with laughter in the afterlife that HIS little brother has to help ODYSSEUS'S son speak up for himself

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

who the fuck even uses "pretty boy" as an insult any more I thought we all came to the agreement that all it does is make you sound like you want to stick your tongue down the other guy's throat

I couldn't pass by this meme 🤭

So people are genuinely hyping that bitch arse Odyssey movie just cos of Nolan. That's all.

The trailer looked like shit. It looked so. Fucking. Plain. There was nothing even remotely eye catching in that trailer, which is a travesty.

AND THE CAST.

No. Absolutely not, I hate every SINGLE casting decision they made. Even if I like some of the actors individually, not in this. Blegh. What the hell.

Why, just why, did they just go down a top 50 actors list and randomly point until they landed on this.

It feels so fucking cheap WHICH IS INSANE cos I know the actors are hella expensive. They probably ate all the budget and that's why the rest of this looks so plain.

rip Electra, you would've loved screaming "you're not my real dad!" at your mom's boyfriend

Clytemnestra could shoot Electra 57 times and mfs would still blame Agamemnon.

57........5....6

67?!?!

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN

BEGGINGGG FOR TELEMACHUS FICS LIKE THIS

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

Gamechanger

Here’s a cheatsheet of all the available hidden search functions. “-creators:[whatever]” is another exclusion that can be particularly useful.

rt, to make my life easier

Holy shit. Rt to save time

Delirious Antinous clinging to Telemachus

From Tongues and Teeth by @friendlyforrest

MY FAVORITE FICC AHAHAHAHHAHA

(genuinly dont know what im gonna do when this fic ends bro)

My favorite trope is characters who don’t know what it’s like to be treated nicely, and how they react when they meet kind/decent/non-asshole people.

-the look of surprise when someone brings them a cup of tea, unasked for, just saying they thought they would enjoy it.

-breaking a glass on accident and panicking, expecting terrible, terrible things, but a caretaker just bumbles over with a broom, pulling on a pair of slippers and telling them not to move, not to step on anything.

-being given an unexpected hug, and stiffening, then melting into it.

-relaxing slowly, until one day they’re surprised at how comfortable they are with these new people.

-latching onto the roughest, meanest of the bunch, because that’s who they were familiar with, and the gruff, tough, scary person ending up softening up to them.

-always waiting for the other shoe to drop, even though it doesn’t.

-when someone says good morning to them first, and it startled them because they’re used to being ignored at best.