byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!

it is really evident how many people think trans women need to be "taught" how to be women and for some reason this involves coercing them to do domestic labor to prove their womanhood. this is honestly just regular misogyny

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny

real life creepypasta

[Image description: Image 1 is a photograph of a package of Colavita brand long ziti.  Image 2 is a photograph of two bowls of the cooked pasta, the tubular shape of which seems to favour straightness, but it’s kinked where it’s folded over and generally looks sad.  Image 3 is a photograph of the cooked ziti in the bottom of the pot.]

I found this kind of ziti in the Italian specialty store by my friend’s house, and bought it specifically because of this post: long ziti was going to be A Challenge.  Will found a recipe, so we cooked it in the big pot so that every zitus could lie flat, slathered it in tomato sauce with sausage meat, laid it lengthwise in a 9x13 dish, sprinkled with a blend of cheeses, and baked it.  It ended up with a sort of lasagna vibe.  More difficult to cut than lasagna, but it was a very delicious pile of pasta logs.  

Illuminate the Mundane: Werner Reiterer’s Street Chandelier (2006-12)

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hate when people think the only archetype possible for a male sidekick to a female protagonist is a soft boi and/or himbo. like the implication there is that the only reason a man would ever defer to a woman’s authority is if he was a bumbling idiot. love male supporting characters who are smart and strong and confident and can step up when necessary but still kind and humble enough to let someone else take the lead most of the time

ok another good point here

What a face, lmao. :')

Cobaltoan Calcite on Malachite covered matrix - Kamoto Principal Mine, Kamoto, Kolwezi District, Katanga (Shaba), Congo

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^ thats the original image, in case you want to see exactly how fucking vile these bastards are.

(those are signs they confiscated from homeless people they arrested for "panhandling" during the holiday season)

Holy fuck the original is worse

I need to prove a point to my mom. Reblog if you can realize you’re asexual/aromantic in your teens.

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