I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything

how you like them seasons greasons

people born in 26 will be 2000 soon

the UPS guy dropped off a package then took a flash photograph of Belphie in the window

makima big suit

MILF (Mutuals I’d Like to Formally apologise to after not responding to an ask or dm for weeks at a time. a kiss on the forehead for U)

boss makes a dollar i make him slime

I have control of the company grime

enough mischief on dash, I'm taking her away now

what the hell!!!!

if I follow these coyote tracks long enough, I will find a puppy friend :)

I'm getting closer. I can feel it

gentle readers I did not get a free puppy :(

GET ME OUT IF NEW YORK NOWWW😭😭😭😭

YUPPPP ITS FAUST CLUES

fastest fanart of a character that was just revealed ive done

not gonna lie, this actually looks like a good idea.

I was camping this weekend and someone pulled out THREE snackleboxes and lemme tell you, absolute game changer

American bento

this is literally charcuterie. like the part that makes charcuterie charcuterie isn’t the fucken wood