Hello and welcome to That-Sokovian-Bastard!

I'm Lilly :)

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This is a multifandom blog! Currently, I have been writing fanfiction for the Batfam, but I have plenty of Marvel fics to keep you occupied! They are 99% x reader fics. I am not taking requests at this time.

Check out my other blogs: @alltimelilly (primary) @sincerelymarinette (miraculous ladybug) @cheap-sunglasses (fanfic recs)

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What Do I Need With...Alone Time? - Bruce Wayne x (f)Reader

Words: 2847 Pairing: Bruce Wayne x (f)Reader Warnings: SMUT. Minors DNI! 18+ only!!!! Swearing, unprotected sex (wrap it up babes), PIV sex. Summary: It’s not often you and Bruce get alone time, so you’re going to make the best of it. Author’s Note: This takes place in the same universe as my fic, What Do I Need With Love, but it can be read on its own. In this, you and Bruce have been dating for about a year and a half and Bruce officially adopted Dick a year ago. I have ages headcanoned for the characters, so if you care, Bruce is 24, you are 22, and Dick is 9. Also, you are Bruce’s assistant, but that doesn’t really matter for the smut. 

I was originally going to write a 20+ part series in this universe, but I only ended up finishing like three parts. I hope to return to it one day. This was written probably about two years ago.

Bruce / Full Masterlist

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You made your way into the Cave, knowing you’d have to be quick and precise about your proposition. You knew he’d be working, but this was a rare occasion when the Manor was empty. 

“Hey,” You called out once you made it to the bottom of the steps.

“Hey, hon,” Bruce called back, not looking away from the bat computer as he typed away.

When you made it to the chair, you stood at the back and put your hands on his shoulders. “Whatcha working on?” You asked, not really interested.

“Something Kal sent over, he needed me to take a look at a file. Thinks one of his guys is hiding out in Gotham and–” He paused as you started slowly moving your hands up and down his biceps. “What are you doing?” Bruce asked and looked back over his shoulder at you.

what if I just drop some bruce wayne x reader smut that I wrote like 2 years ago but never posted

hi everyone! I am still alive. Life has been crazy and man do I miss tumblr. I’m hoping one day I’ll get back into writing, but for now, I am a book girlie.

If you want to follow my romance book journey, I have a bookstagram! I just hit 550 followers and I’m going to be doing a giveaway either at 700 or 1,000 (undecided). So if you’re also a romance/fantasy/romantasy reader, come join me over there!

Lillyslittlebooknook ❤️

The cat distribution system has finally chosen me.

Meet my new cat, Capone.

he is named Capone because my other cats are Bonnie and Clyde. I had to keep the theme.

one day, im going to finish writing my 20+ series about bruce and the batfam that is 100% self indulgent and doesnt really have a timeline that makes sense, and then post it out of nowhere

and then i will be at my true power

and when the reveal chairs say “Aaron Taylor Johnson” what are we gonna do

my birthday was on Saturday. My boyfriend made me feel so special 🥹

He agreed to go with me to a romance book signing. He was the only man there and held my purse while I talked to authors and bought books. He also let me teach him to play Stardew Valley (and aptly named our farm Tittytown) and I think he enjoyed it. Then we went to a fancy dinner and I got to have wine I’ve been dreaming of for like a year.

THEN after we got home, he pulled out a little cake AND candles and sang to me. I cried because I was not expecting the cake at all. It was so sweet. The effort he put in made me feel so good and I am so happy with this man :)

asked my boyfriend what he likes about my body specifically and he gestured from head to toe 🥺

Last year, I spent Valentine’s Day on my (ex) boyfriend’s bed watching him play halo with his friend for 2+ hours while he mostly ignored me until I complained so much his friend felt bad and ended the game.

This year, my boyfriend is going to cook me a dinner for Valentine’s Day.

The difference is immaculate.