edward.j.cabral

Ah yes, the ginger be-head house

life is so beautiful when you have a tv show

the wretched world of verbalizing things

got out of bed in the middle of the night to make this edit

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.

and it lives only in our memory

Arthur: I wouldn’t look for you if you were missing

Also Arthur:

shout out to the sex repulsed asexuals. the asexuals who are asexual from trauma. the asexuals who will not be at the orgy handing out water. the asexuals who are not writing the kinkiest smut youve ever read. i love you.

you don't ever have to have sex. it's not what makes us human, sex does not define us. you are not abusive for having boundaries nor are you needing to be fixed. you have worth beyond what you can do in bed. I love you.

Twas the night before kinktober. And tumblr is brewing

jaw fucking drop everybody look at this tiktok

my dearest husband has left for war, I pray for his safe return.

y'all

i am being SO INCREDIBLY SERIOUS RN

YOU NEED TO WATCH HAUNTED HOTEL ON NETFLIX

IT JUST RELEASED TODAY. IT'S FUNNY. IT'S WHIMSICAL. ABBADON IS A GODDAMN ICON. WATCH IT NOW

*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem

ive had this queued since february.

for those who don’t remember, “mole interest” was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.

I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where “mole interest” came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldn’t have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call “the mole interest effect”.

But now it does.

In 2023, we said “fuck it” a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.

So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Let’s put the mole interest effect to the test.

Whichever deity is mad at me, I'm sorry