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sorry (not sorry) about the mess

@the-font-bandit / the-font-bandit.tumblr.com

Multi-fandom chaos and anything that catches my fancy. Currently mostly Dragon Age and BG3. she/her

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Dorian x Inquisitor Adaar

93k words, complete

Tags: Fluff, Angst, Mutual Pining

Rating: Teen

Follows the gaps between missions in Inquisition, as Dorian and the Inquisitor fall for each other, then tackle the obstacles to their relationship.

Emmrich x Rook Mercar

43k words, complete

Tags: Fluff, Angst, Porn with Feelings

Rating: Explicit

Emmrich helps Rook realize she is worthy of love, and their relationship deepens. Takes place during the events of Veilguard.

Started as sweet fluff with pining, turned into sweet/hot smut partway through, with some additional nsfw one-off vignettes tacked on the end.

Illario x Rook de Riva

97k words, complete

Tags: Porn with Plot (eventually), Hatesex, Enemies to lovers, then so much pining

Rating: Explicit

Illario meets his match in the spiky, bold Felana de Riva. This one started out as a handful of lightly linked, gratuitous smutty one-shots, then grew a plot and many feels. Takes place through the events of Veilguard and continues after.

Astarion x Tav

60k words, complete (with additional occasional bonus one-shots).

Tags: Porn with Plot (eventually), Angst and Fluff, PTSD, Horny Use of Assorted Magic Spells

Rating: Explicit

Astarion's plan to manipulate Kestrel (Tav) is simple. Seduction is easy, and she's all too eager. Until the clever, ambitious wizard charms him instead. Together they face his trauma and build a relationship around the landmines it left in his brain.

Started as a series of loosely-connected PWP one-shots. Then becomes an angsty/fluffy character study while occasionally dipping back into the smut.

Karlach x Tav

15k words, ongoing

Tags: Angst and Fluff, Porn with Feelings

Rating: Explicit

Phyrala has become a group mom to most of the tadpoled crew, but forms a stronger romantic bond with the fiery tiefling in their midst.

planning my fic in a normal way. 1) what incredibly indulgent scene do I want to write next? 2) what connective tissue do I have to set up between indulgent scenes to get us there?

as a writer you will have a specific deck of vocab words you like using a lot and when you read other peoples' work you will see a very clear spread of different vocab words on their end. this is why you need to read, to collect other writers' words like it's a card game

“I think a lot about queer villains, the problem and pleasure and audacity of them. I know I should have a very specific political response to them. I know, for example, I should be offended by Disney’s lineup of vain, effete, ne'er-do-wells (Scar, Jafar), sinister drag queens (Ursula, Cruella de Vil), and constipated, man-hating power dykes (Lady Tremaine, Maleficent). I should be furious at Downton Abbey’s scheming gay butler and Girlfriend’s controlling lunatic lesbian, and I should be indignant about Rebecca and Strangers on a Train and Laura and The Terror and All About Eve, and every other classic and contemporary foppish, conniving, sissy, cruel, humorless, depraved, evil, insane homosexual on the large and small screen. And yet, while I recognize the problem intellectually–the system of coding, the way villainy and queerness become a kind of shorthand for each other–I cannot help but love these fictional queer villains. I love them for all of their aesthetic lushness and theatrical glee, their fabulousness, their ruthlessness, their power. They’re always by far the most interesting characters on the screen. After all, they live in a world that hates them. They’ve adapted; they’ve learned to conceal themselves. They’ve survived.”

“Dream House as Queer Villainy” from In The Dream House by Carmen Maria Machado

WIP Wednesday

Thank you @woundedsoul12 for the tag!

Hoping to finish the next chapter for Five Easy Targets this week, so a bit more, finally introducing a bit of Neve's POV ~

"It's beautiful, yes?" a woman's rich voice asked as a small plate was placed on the table at Neve's side. She turned to smile at Mara, who settled into the other seat. The older woman was dressed in what she thought of as Antivan Tevene style, with a colorful scarf wrapped around most of her gray hair and cascading over one shoulder, set nicely against a simple white shirt and flowing black skirt covered in intricate embroidery at the hems. Little to indicate that she owned this cafe, much less most of the city block. "It really is," Neve returned a smile, and swept her eyes over the crowd as it moved and flowed through the plaza, and then back. "Especially this year. I haven't been here for the Corona de Rialto for a while, but I don't remember it being this lively when I was younger." "This is a time to be alive," Mara reached out and plucked a cinnamon covered date from the table. "If not now, when would we dance? Our people live, the weather is good, and many have been recovered who were lost. Even our homeland blesses us today." "Oh?" Neve raised an eyebrow and took one of the dates for herself as Mara ate hers in silence for a moment. She had only known the woman for a few years, but had found out quickly that if you wanted anything in Little Antiva, starting with the owner of Cafe Solana was the only way to start. Or to end. "Surely Neve Gallus already knows," Mara gave Neve a wink and turned to wave down at someone in the crowd who called up from the street. "Some of us may have not been home in a very long time, but even I remember what it feels like when the Crows are in town."

New Chapter of 'Never Be Mine' is posted!

Chapter Summary: Newly engaged and swept up in the magic of their future together, Gale and Saera share a night of unbridled passion. However, the morning light brings a startling realization that they may have accidentally conceived a child. CW: Sensual spicy 🌶️🌶️

Hi! I wanted to pop by and say that I just finished reading The Longest Autumn and it was so good!!!! The characters, world building, all the TENSION. It's the first book that's gripped me so thoroughly in MONTHS, and I was thrilled to find you here so I could tell you directly:)

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Aaaa thank you! That's so wonderful to hear, I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Tirne and the Longest Autumn crew mean a lot to me, and it's amazing to know they resonated with you too.

Thank you so so much for the DM, it's made my entire week (month)!

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