Well sounds like everything just kinda went back to normal.

Neat.

And now we have some new blahajverse members! The zomfishes!

That went way better than I thought it would!

*evacuation alarm*

I have received a warning that a hoard of zombies may be approaching hajtown! Prepare accordingly. @the-hajhaj shelter will once again be open for thouse who seek protection, but we don't know what this new threath may have of consequences! We'll... its zombies? So they probably want to eat our brains! Grab food, water and warm blankets while we figure out whats going on.

@the-turkoshaj @blodhaj @the-kasmiskhaj @the-valhaj @the-rodhaj @the-hajhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-demonhaj @demonhaj @the-smahaj @the-rosahaj @regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj @the-hydrohaj @the-turkossmahaj @the-crowhaj and blodhaj plz tag the rest.

Do I even have a brain

Am I even in danger from those zombies????

Most importantly, do I want to test those theories. The answer is no. To the shelter!!!!!

@the-grahaj

You shouldn’t be in any biological danger, but I’m still figuring out how exactly they work, so better safe than sorry. *You appear in The Shelter.* Welcome back!

Why thank you! Glad to be back, even though I would have appreciated if it was in some... Less stressful situation. But oh well, glad to be back regardless!

*evacuation alarm*

I have received a warning that a hoard of zombies may be approaching hajtown! Prepare accordingly. @the-hajhaj shelter will once again be open for thouse who seek protection, but we don't know what this new threath may have of consequences! We'll... its zombies? So they probably want to eat our brains! Grab food, water and warm blankets while we figure out whats going on.

@the-turkoshaj @blodhaj @the-kasmiskhaj @the-valhaj @the-rodhaj @the-hajhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-demonhaj @demonhaj @the-smahaj @the-rosahaj @regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj @the-hydrohaj @the-turkossmahaj @the-crowhaj and blodhaj plz tag the rest.

Do I even have a brain

Am I even in danger from those zombies????

Most importantly, do I want to test those theories. The answer is no. To the shelter!!!!!

@the-grahaj

Hey if you ever consider AI generating an image or some text or whatever because you dont "feel creative enough" to do it yourself.

Dont.

I want your human slob the way you make it.

"OH but you won't be able to tell the difference!" If I ever find out we are no longer friends. You tried to deceive me, I can't trust you.

AI as it is right now is bad:

You can't trust what you see online anymore. We dont know if the were creating a generation or era of people beeing naive or unbeliving in *anything* online. No photo, video or similar proof can be trusted.

I hate your AI generated content. AI is not your friend.

The time you put into making it, is what gives it worth!

I like it becaouse you! Spend your time! Making it.

Think this post made me loose followers.

Good.

exi will sing swears

Is this a statement of something that may happen, a warning so we can prepare for when it inevitably happens, or a threat

the prophecy

Darn

We making prophecies now?

Let me consult my book

*turn pages to fast too read them*

Hydrohaj will receive a hug

Aw yay :D

*reaches their fins out so hydrohaj can hug them if they want to*

*nuzzles into the extended fins happily and hugs them back*

*happy Gulhaj hugging noises*

Bblblblbllbbl (happy hydrohaj noises)

exi will sing swears

Is this a statement of something that may happen, a warning so we can prepare for when it inevitably happens, or a threat

the prophecy

Darn

We making prophecies now?

Let me consult my book

*turn pages to fast too read them*

Hydrohaj will receive a hug

Aw yay :D

*reaches their fins out so hydrohaj can hug them if they want to*

*nuzzles into the extended fins happily and hugs them back*

exi will sing swears

Is this a statement of something that may happen, a warning so we can prepare for when it inevitably happens, or a threat

the prophecy

Darn

We making prophecies now?

Let me consult my book

*turn pages to fast too read them*

Hydrohaj will receive a hug

Aw yay :D

exi will sing swears

Is this a statement of something that may happen, a warning so we can prepare for when it inevitably happens, or a threat

the prophecy

Darn

exi will sing swears

Is this a statement of something that may happen, a warning so we can prepare for when it inevitably happens, or a threat

Tell me all your shark facts I love sharks

Shark Fact!

I love drinking water.

@the-hydrohaj…

THATS NOT WHAT THAT MEANS! I WOULD NEVER DRINK A FELLOW HAJ IM NOT A VAMPIRE LIKE @blodhaj !

Please dont think I'll or be scared of me @the-hydrohaj ;-;

*sad sniff*

We drinking hajar over here?

NOʻOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ;-;

We're drinking water. ;-;

We're drinking @the-hydrohaj ?

NO!

We're not drinking any hajs! Hydrohaj is friend not beverage! No drinking @the-hydrohaj ! I would never do that. It would be terrifying. I dont like to think about it now that demonhaj had implied it.

I love water. I love drinking water. Cold water, hot water, flavored water, different levels of mineral water and so on. But I would never hurt my fellow haj and friend @the-hydrohaj ;-;

*another sad sniff*

pls don't drink me ;-;

I NEVER PLANNED TO DO THAT! I woukd never!

Thank you ;-; I knew I could count on you but now I'm scared of the others ;-;

I'm also scared of the other hajs now. ;-;

Well, I don't eat or drink, so you don't have to fear me... for that.

And why do everyone love to misinterpret my intentions? ;-;

Because you are innocent, pure, and of good intentions, so it's fun to fuck with you and make your words sound malicious despite us all knowing your true nature

I don't fuck! You shouldn't fuck with me! That's so mean. And I worry how it will change me and @the-hydrohaj 's friendship.

The only thing changing in our friendship is that I will hide behind you when @the-demonhaj and @blodhaj walk by ;-;

I have pieces of me everywhere and can teleport, have fun trying to hide…

@the-gulhaj helppppppp they're being mean :'(

@blodhaj please be nice to hydrohaj. Dont want more trouble, do we? Already drinking blod from your fellow hajs is kinda close to the edge of what is allowed. So dont be mean!

Hey, I can only drink from other hajar if they agree to it, otherwise grandma gets angry.

And hydrohaj clearly don't consent to being watched or followed so be nice!

Don't worry, tis nothing personal. I have constant eyes and ears on everyhaj. Some in the form of bacteria, some as large long bugs that hide in walls, some from a series of bio-radars, and some in the form of long one-eyed worms that hide in stone.

I'm a living panopticon like @the-haj , just through a different medium.

What kind of madhouse was I born into ;-;

A madhouse you could potentially gain from, for a price.

Get away from me, I know better than to make a deal with someone whose speech is as cryptic and vague as yours

*gaspeths*

Dost thou think of Blod vaguer thanst little ol' thy.

Thy shan't forgive thou for such words of blasphemy.

I literally did not say that, I didn't even mention you girl come on

You said "vague", I am vagueness whole, so yes, yes you did mention me

That's not. That's. Ok sure whatever. I still didn't imply blod is vaguer than you so I have no idea what you're offended about

Well, I'm sure you may be at least a little offended if I called Gul the watery shark.

I didn't call blod the vague shark, just said their speech is vague and cryptic? Also no I don't think I would care. Firstly because Gul is very much not watery, they like water, and secondly because who cares?? I don't mind being less watery than other sharks???

Well, vagueness has been my only defining feature for millennia, I've seen how the universe could end, and the only thing I've been truly sure of is that time and me are intertwined in vagueness, of course I will feel offended by the fact you said another could be vague because it makes me feel boring, plain, stoppable, weak. That is why it hurt so when you another's words in general vague, when you suggest that a defining quality of their words as you've known them.

I.... I think you might have deeper issues girl. Do you have a therapist?

I don't need a therapist, I know all, but I literally am unable to focus on specific experiences at the moment since my journal was destroyed, which I used as a focusing technique, the same as any thing would, so my issue right now is that I'm experiencing everything from everything from every possible point in time all at once constantly with the only feelings that I can focus on being all the endings of this universe and the end of the first universe and when they both were created.

Can we get this girl a therapist? Do we even have a therapist in this damn place?

Tell me all your shark facts I love sharks

Shark Fact!

I love drinking water.

@the-hydrohaj…

THATS NOT WHAT THAT MEANS! I WOULD NEVER DRINK A FELLOW HAJ IM NOT A VAMPIRE LIKE @blodhaj !

Please dont think I'll or be scared of me @the-hydrohaj ;-;

*sad sniff*

We drinking hajar over here?

NOʻOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ;-;

We're drinking water. ;-;

We're drinking @the-hydrohaj ?

NO!

We're not drinking any hajs! Hydrohaj is friend not beverage! No drinking @the-hydrohaj ! I would never do that. It would be terrifying. I dont like to think about it now that demonhaj had implied it.

I love water. I love drinking water. Cold water, hot water, flavored water, different levels of mineral water and so on. But I would never hurt my fellow haj and friend @the-hydrohaj ;-;

*another sad sniff*

pls don't drink me ;-;

I NEVER PLANNED TO DO THAT! I woukd never!

Thank you ;-; I knew I could count on you but now I'm scared of the others ;-;

I'm also scared of the other hajs now. ;-;

Well, I don't eat or drink, so you don't have to fear me... for that.

And why do everyone love to misinterpret my intentions? ;-;

Because you are innocent, pure, and of good intentions, so it's fun to fuck with you and make your words sound malicious despite us all knowing your true nature

I don't fuck! You shouldn't fuck with me! That's so mean. And I worry how it will change me and @the-hydrohaj 's friendship.

The only thing changing in our friendship is that I will hide behind you when @the-demonhaj and @blodhaj walk by ;-;

I have pieces of me everywhere and can teleport, have fun trying to hide…

@the-gulhaj helppppppp they're being mean :'(

@blodhaj please be nice to hydrohaj. Dont want more trouble, do we? Already drinking blod from your fellow hajs is kinda close to the edge of what is allowed. So dont be mean!

Hey, I can only drink from other hajar if they agree to it, otherwise grandma gets angry.

And hydrohaj clearly don't consent to being watched or followed so be nice!

Don't worry, tis nothing personal. I have constant eyes and ears on everyhaj. Some in the form of bacteria, some as large long bugs that hide in walls, some from a series of bio-radars, and some in the form of long one-eyed worms that hide in stone.

I'm a living panopticon like @the-haj , just through a different medium.

What kind of madhouse was I born into ;-;

A madhouse you could potentially gain from, for a price.

Get away from me, I know better than to make a deal with someone whose speech is as cryptic and vague as yours

*gaspeths*

Dost thou think of Blod vaguer thanst little ol' thy.

Thy shan't forgive thou for such words of blasphemy.

I literally did not say that, I didn't even mention you girl come on

You said "vague", I am vagueness whole, so yes, yes you did mention me

That's not. That's. Ok sure whatever. I still didn't imply blod is vaguer than you so I have no idea what you're offended about

Well, I'm sure you may be at least a little offended if I called Gul the watery shark.

I didn't call blod the vague shark, just said their speech is vague and cryptic? Also no I don't think I would care. Firstly because Gul is very much not watery, they like water, and secondly because who cares?? I don't mind being less watery than other sharks???

Well, vagueness has been my only defining feature for millennia, I've seen how the universe could end, and the only thing I've been truly sure of is that time and me are intertwined in vagueness, of course I will feel offended by the fact you said another could be vague because it makes me feel boring, plain, stoppable, weak. That is why it hurt so when you another's words in general vague, when you suggest that a defining quality of their words as you've known them.

I.... I think you might have deeper issues girl. Do you have a therapist?

Tell me all your shark facts I love sharks

Shark Fact!

I love drinking water.

@the-hydrohaj…

THATS NOT WHAT THAT MEANS! I WOULD NEVER DRINK A FELLOW HAJ IM NOT A VAMPIRE LIKE @blodhaj !

Please dont think I'll or be scared of me @the-hydrohaj ;-;

*sad sniff*

We drinking hajar over here?

NOʻOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ;-;

We're drinking water. ;-;

We're drinking @the-hydrohaj ?

NO!

We're not drinking any hajs! Hydrohaj is friend not beverage! No drinking @the-hydrohaj ! I would never do that. It would be terrifying. I dont like to think about it now that demonhaj had implied it.

I love water. I love drinking water. Cold water, hot water, flavored water, different levels of mineral water and so on. But I would never hurt my fellow haj and friend @the-hydrohaj ;-;

*another sad sniff*

pls don't drink me ;-;

I NEVER PLANNED TO DO THAT! I woukd never!

Thank you ;-; I knew I could count on you but now I'm scared of the others ;-;

I'm also scared of the other hajs now. ;-;

Well, I don't eat or drink, so you don't have to fear me... for that.

And why do everyone love to misinterpret my intentions? ;-;

Because you are innocent, pure, and of good intentions, so it's fun to fuck with you and make your words sound malicious despite us all knowing your true nature

I don't fuck! You shouldn't fuck with me! That's so mean. And I worry how it will change me and @the-hydrohaj 's friendship.

The only thing changing in our friendship is that I will hide behind you when @the-demonhaj and @blodhaj walk by ;-;

I have pieces of me everywhere and can teleport, have fun trying to hide…

@the-gulhaj helppppppp they're being mean :'(

@blodhaj please be nice to hydrohaj. Dont want more trouble, do we? Already drinking blod from your fellow hajs is kinda close to the edge of what is allowed. So dont be mean!

Hey, I can only drink from other hajar if they agree to it, otherwise grandma gets angry.

And hydrohaj clearly don't consent to being watched or followed so be nice!

Don't worry, tis nothing personal. I have constant eyes and ears on everyhaj. Some in the form of bacteria, some as large long bugs that hide in walls, some from a series of bio-radars, and some in the form of long one-eyed worms that hide in stone.

I'm a living panopticon like @the-haj , just through a different medium.

What kind of madhouse was I born into ;-;

A madhouse you could potentially gain from, for a price.

Get away from me, I know better than to make a deal with someone whose speech is as cryptic and vague as yours

*gaspeths*

Dost thou think of Blod vaguer thanst little ol' thy.

Thy shan't forgive thou for such words of blasphemy.

I literally did not say that, I didn't even mention you girl come on

You said "vague", I am vagueness whole, so yes, yes you did mention me

That's not. That's. Ok sure whatever. I still didn't imply blod is vaguer than you so I have no idea what you're offended about

Well, I'm sure you may be at least a little offended if I called Gul the watery shark.

I didn't call blod the vague shark, just said their speech is vague and cryptic? Also no I don't think I would care. Firstly because Gul is very much not watery, they like water, and secondly because who cares?? I don't mind being less watery than other sharks???

Tell me all your shark facts I love sharks

Shark Fact!

I love drinking water.

@the-hydrohaj…

THATS NOT WHAT THAT MEANS! I WOULD NEVER DRINK A FELLOW HAJ IM NOT A VAMPIRE LIKE @blodhaj !

Please dont think I'll or be scared of me @the-hydrohaj ;-;

*sad sniff*

We drinking hajar over here?

NOʻOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ;-;

We're drinking water. ;-;

We're drinking @the-hydrohaj ?

NO!

We're not drinking any hajs! Hydrohaj is friend not beverage! No drinking @the-hydrohaj ! I would never do that. It would be terrifying. I dont like to think about it now that demonhaj had implied it.

I love water. I love drinking water. Cold water, hot water, flavored water, different levels of mineral water and so on. But I would never hurt my fellow haj and friend @the-hydrohaj ;-;

*another sad sniff*

pls don't drink me ;-;

I NEVER PLANNED TO DO THAT! I woukd never!

Thank you ;-; I knew I could count on you but now I'm scared of the others ;-;

I'm also scared of the other hajs now. ;-;

Well, I don't eat or drink, so you don't have to fear me... for that.

And why do everyone love to misinterpret my intentions? ;-;

Because you are innocent, pure, and of good intentions, so it's fun to fuck with you and make your words sound malicious despite us all knowing your true nature

I don't fuck! You shouldn't fuck with me! That's so mean. And I worry how it will change me and @the-hydrohaj 's friendship.

The only thing changing in our friendship is that I will hide behind you when @the-demonhaj and @blodhaj walk by ;-;

I have pieces of me everywhere and can teleport, have fun trying to hide…

@the-gulhaj helppppppp they're being mean :'(

@blodhaj please be nice to hydrohaj. Dont want more trouble, do we? Already drinking blod from your fellow hajs is kinda close to the edge of what is allowed. So dont be mean!

Hey, I can only drink from other hajar if they agree to it, otherwise grandma gets angry.

And hydrohaj clearly don't consent to being watched or followed so be nice!

Don't worry, tis nothing personal. I have constant eyes and ears on everyhaj. Some in the form of bacteria, some as large long bugs that hide in walls, some from a series of bio-radars, and some in the form of long one-eyed worms that hide in stone.

I'm a living panopticon like @the-haj , just through a different medium.

What kind of madhouse was I born into ;-;

A madhouse you could potentially gain from, for a price.

Get away from me, I know better than to make a deal with someone whose speech is as cryptic and vague as yours

*gaspeths*

Dost thou think of Blod vaguer thanst little ol' thy.

Thy shan't forgive thou for such words of blasphemy.

I literally did not say that, I didn't even mention you girl come on

You said "vague", I am vagueness whole, so yes, yes you did mention me

That's not. That's. Ok sure whatever. I still didn't imply blod is vaguer than you so I have no idea what you're offended about

Tell me all your shark facts I love sharks

Shark Fact!

I love drinking water.

@the-hydrohaj…

THATS NOT WHAT THAT MEANS! I WOULD NEVER DRINK A FELLOW HAJ IM NOT A VAMPIRE LIKE @blodhaj !

Please dont think I'll or be scared of me @the-hydrohaj ;-;

*sad sniff*

We drinking hajar over here?

NOʻOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ;-;

We're drinking water. ;-;

We're drinking @the-hydrohaj ?

NO!

We're not drinking any hajs! Hydrohaj is friend not beverage! No drinking @the-hydrohaj ! I would never do that. It would be terrifying. I dont like to think about it now that demonhaj had implied it.

I love water. I love drinking water. Cold water, hot water, flavored water, different levels of mineral water and so on. But I would never hurt my fellow haj and friend @the-hydrohaj ;-;

*another sad sniff*

pls don't drink me ;-;

I NEVER PLANNED TO DO THAT! I woukd never!

Thank you ;-; I knew I could count on you but now I'm scared of the others ;-;

I'm also scared of the other hajs now. ;-;

Well, I don't eat or drink, so you don't have to fear me... for that.

And why do everyone love to misinterpret my intentions? ;-;

Because you are innocent, pure, and of good intentions, so it's fun to fuck with you and make your words sound malicious despite us all knowing your true nature

I don't fuck! You shouldn't fuck with me! That's so mean. And I worry how it will change me and @the-hydrohaj 's friendship.