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Emotional Support Cyborg

@the-osborn-way

"I have been changed for good."

About me

Hello there, anyone who's reading this!

My name is Osborn, but you can call me Oz!

My pronouns are they/them and I'm just your average agender trans dude trying to survive the 2020s.

I am very gay, very tired, and very into my fandoms. Message me whenever you want, I don't care if it's ranting about a character or just wanting to say hi.

I'm 18+ and post/reblog mature content, but if you're a minor and you want to interact with my blog, that's your choice.

I do not support hate speech, homophobia, transphobia, racism, or religious bullying. If you support any of those things, get off my page. Thank you.

I will always support Palestine. 🇵🇸

🖤❤️ Matching Star Wars OC theme with my partner @defectiveandeffective (Mine is my OC Day and his is his OC Mage)!! ❤️🖤

🖤💙 I have a Star Wars: Card Trader account!! I'm @ ChaoticWitch99. Send me your best trades! Always looking for Bad Batch Tech cards!! 💙🖤

My main fandoms (🖤 = ones I'm actively into):

Lego: Ninjago 🖤

Chronicle [2012] 🖤

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles🖤

Sonic The Hedgehog (Movies) 🖤

Sonic Prime 🖤

My Chemical Romance 🖤

Star Wars Rebels 🖤

Star Wars: The Bad Batch 🖤

ZeroZeroZero 🖤

Wicked

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Five Nights at Freddy's

Hazbin Hotel

Helluva Boss

Arcane: League of Legends

The Amazing Digital Circus

Spider-Man

Avatar: The Last Airbender (cartoon)

Thanks for reading and have a great day!

Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris

Happy May the 4th to this, somehow my most popular original post of all time! In celebration here's some more examples of the Guy Types:

Wam Lufba the Yuzzum, Morally Evil, and Wade

It goes back to the very first movie:

  • Chewbacca the Wookiee
  • Darth Vader
  • Luke

(suddenly appears semi-transparently in your room) they lied, you don't have to debate every single point to be a good person, you can just block people, it's okay (fading away again) i think that cup on your desk has stuff growing in it

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

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maliwanhellfires

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

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castiel-for-king

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

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sonneillonv

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

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erotic-yoddeling

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

This post is a journey

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

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messy-scandinoodle

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

I MEAN where’s the lie

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

A coconut and a platypus are now related. Because tumblr is science. Behold the word of tumblr.

"It's so fucking over... My life is ruined... " ❌

  • Demoralizing, hopeless, no goals, gets you stuck in misery

"THIS IS ALL PART OF MY MASTER PLAN." ✅

  • Confident, energizing, hopeful
  • Acknowledges the hardships but makes it epic
  • Eludes to something bigger even if you don't know what that is
  • You sound evil and super smart

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