Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris

Happy May the 4th to this, somehow my most popular original post of all time! In celebration here's some more examples of the Guy Types:

Wam Lufba the Yuzzum, Morally Evil, and Wade

It goes back to the very first movie:

"I made readable block letters the size of a fucking fruit fly"

Me, about my latest art

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.

oooo you wanna give me a little kiss on my little forehead so bad…

Will you let me?

Also if you bite me that's fine because you bite me all the time and I know you love me

hmmm. hmmmm. yeas :3 i shall let you :3

YAY

oooo you wanna give me a little kiss on my little forehead so bad…

Will you let me?

Also if you bite me that's fine because you bite me all the time and I know you love me

i made some silly plushies!

(suddenly appears semi-transparently in your room) they lied, you don't have to debate every single point to be a good person, you can just block people, it's okay (fading away again) i think that cup on your desk has stuff growing in it

people will really be like "omg to.be cringe is to be free" and then bully animators and fanfic writers and cosplay makers and furries and

you know what time it is babyyy

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

This post is a journey

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

I MEAN where’s the lie

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

World Heritage Post

A coconut and a platypus are now related. Because tumblr is science. Behold the word of tumblr.

my favorite genre of bird picture

"It's so fucking over... My life is ruined... " ❌

"THIS IS ALL PART OF MY MASTER PLAN." ✅

[from behind my hand] Get a load in this guy

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