⟶⟶⟶⟶ Daily updates from The Parable Feel free to ask questions, nothing creepy, please, and please don't DM either ⟶⟶⟶⟶ Mod uses he/him If I ever don't post for a day or two/miss a night usually it's because I forgot, or Tumblr crashed for me or smth If it's a week plus, I WILL COME BACK. Usually it's just me taking a break for personal reasons

Reset number - 331

The Narrator was reading through the reviews again when he came across a new one. "Good game. I think Stanley should throw it back." Narrator could only assume this was something to do with the sport 'Rounders' and the act of throwing the ball back to home plate or whatever it was called... he wasn't some jock.

Reset number - 330

The bucket game show was... different. Something was off. A funky, groovy tune played over the top, and the Narrator could barely get a word in over a strange man's (TV? What was he?) nasal voice. Must be a bug.

Reset number - 329

Life was so easy as a cat. He slunk into Narrators office and was instantly greated by a very excited Narrator (if he ever found out it was Stanley... He'd probably never be seen again.) He curled up in Narrators lap while Narrator stroked him and made cooing sounds. He could get used to living like this.

Reset number - 328

Stanley was bored with walking, so he taught himself how to do the worm. His very flat box-like body and straight spine made him arodynamic, and soon he was flopping majestically all over the place.

Reset number - 327

Why was The Narrator so obsessed with shrimp? Having known him for his whole (or what he could remember) life, it was still something that baffled Stanley. There was something fishy about it, and he would find it out...

Imagine if Stanley were actually a genius, but he was just acting stupid for the hell of it.

Reset number - 326

Stanley hit a funky little dance. He would never forget his roots as the #1 white boy.

Reset number - 325

For a special treat (and a thank you for the previous resets... ahem.) Narrator downloaded a game for him and Stanley to enjoy together, lovingly called Supermarket Simulator. Narrator instantly opointed himself as the boss and Stanley as 'head cashier' (which Stanley was pretty sure wasn't a thing but.) The only other worker there was a npc.

Narrator said they looked similar. Stanley couldn't see it.

Reset number - 324

Stanley did the countdown ending and, unusually, Narrator decided to join him in his human form. Stanley had to admit he was... smitten when Narrator spoke like that... well, seeing him do it was something else. Again, the ending had to be cut hurriedly short.

Reset number - 323

Stanley was shocked that he had a new record for the amount of time he sat in the broom closet. Who knows, maybe it was a new world record.

Reset number - 322

Stanley discovered an internet thing called 'Button ASMR'. It was safe to say he and it clicked! AHA! .. No? What do you mean no Stanley, that was funny!... Alright, alright, let me think... Stanley found a wall of 12 buttons, no... wait. 13. It was a baker's button! Get it? Like a baker's dozen, but button sounds like- Oh nevermind. My humour is wasted on you.

Reset number - 321

Stanley hated the period between Christmas and New Year. Currently, he was lying on the floor face down as that seemed like the only option for entertainment.

Reset number - 320

Tape guy! Why did everyone always forget Tape guy? Stanley brought him down some turkey and a slice of Christmas cake, and put a festive ribbon around his tape. It felt nice to be remembered.

Bag-ley :(

Narrator did say he was addicted to drugs and-

[ JUST THE DRUGS! ]