WHY ARE THERE MULTIPLE BLOGS CLAIMING TO BE MY FATHER
You didn't get the memo about this site/app acting as an inter dimensional weak point did you? Basically the servers exist in multiple realities at once. But it's not an SCP.
Fascinating, ain't it? Now I gotta live with even more versions of myself.
DNI IF YOURE MY FATHER. New rule
Why do alternate versions of me keep havin' children?
FMK: Cimmerian, Glass, an O5
Fuckin' hell... This one's hard.
Kill: Glass. Sorry. Ain't gonna fuck him or marry him.
Fuck: An O5. For the braggin' points.
Marry: Cimmerian. Because he's... okay. He's fine. Unremarkable. Nothing noteworthy.
I object.
Me too. I ain't asked for this. However, you're the LEAST worst option there. Ya gotta make do.
CIMMERIAN SOMEONE JUST SENT CLEF AN HORRIBLE ASK ABOUT BREEN
When I first saw this in the inbox, I'll admit, I was a bit confused. People send Clef (and everyone, at that) horrible shit all the timeβhorrible as in uncomfortable or weird. I wasn't sure why someone would come to me to point it out, and hence, I went to take a look at the latest posts.
Let's just say it was very easy to spot what post this ask was specifically talking about, because holy shit.
To really understand the root of why this isn't okay (beyond the obvious disrespect), we must define what an anomaly is.
An anomaly is something or someone who cannot (or has properties that cannot) be explained by science. It doesn't have to be violent or inherently bad.
The source of hostility makes me wonder a bit. We, naturally, tend to be hostile towards what we don't understand and/or are uncomfortable by. I'm guessing this person is new to anomalies and such, as they jumped to conclusions so desperately, and apparently was unaware that Clef, too, was anomalous.
Either way; new or not, what gives them the right? Many people tend to objectify anomalies, especially those with visible or known properties. And that's where the incorrect courage comes in. Humans typically think of themselves as superior to animals, simply because we are the main plague of the world. It's up to the individual to let that entitlement take over or slowly come to understand that it's simply untrue, although it is what most tell you or act like. And so, when they perceive someone, a person, as an animal or object, they treat them as less. Not only is this wrong for mistreating people; it also says quite a lot about your feelings towards the breathing and living, whether it be an animal, a person, an anomalous being, a plant, or a mix of those categories.
So... Where do we draw the line? Where does it become acceptable to exist beyond our understanding? When does it become the correct option to be thrown in a cage? Exactly. We cannot see people or animals as a category, nor their anomalous status, as these do not imply anything about the behavior they take.
Sorry for my tardiness, and I hope this was explained correctly. I tried to be as objective and simple as I could. Please remember you can come to me over harassment of this style.
Like I said, they don't have the goddamn right. They're just a fuckin' idiot with an inability to recognize they're like that. And too stupid to do a little research on who they're complaining to.
Anomalies ain't something to objectify or turn into anomalies or whatever. If they're dangerous, sure, kill 'em. Same as you would kill murderers and rapists. But that's different. But most anomalies are the most fuckin' harmless things on the planet.
I want to see that goddamn anon face to face. I'm gonna make them eat fuckin' shit for that. I'm gonna kill their fuckin' ass. I'm gonnaβ
FMK: Cimmerian, Glass, an O5
Fuckin' hell... This one's hard.
Kill: Glass. Sorry. Ain't gonna fuck him or marry him.
Fuck: An O5. For the braggin' points.
Marry: Cimmerian. Because he's... okay. He's fine. Unremarkable. Nothing noteworthy.
"Oh my Gods... please don't kill my boyfriend?"
I'll consider it. No promises.
WHY ARE THERE MULTIPLE BLOGS CLAIMING TO BE MY FATHER
You didn't get the memo about this site/app acting as an inter dimensional weak point did you? Basically the servers exist in multiple realities at once. But it's not an SCP.
Fascinating, ain't it? Now I gotta live with even more versions of myself.
As a former employee of GOC, do you recommend that I work there as a former employee of the Foundation? :3
According to the Foundation, I'm supposed to say no.
However, as Agent Ukulele himself..., if yer up to the task, then hell yeah. If ya were a researcher, probably not. If ya were an agent, maybe. Depends on what ya enjoyed. It's mostly "search and kill" as a GOC agent. So, take that as ya will.
fate anon again:
Gonna quote a funny little exe album for this one;
βBut if Iβm in the wrong, then can you really tell me whoβs right?β (In regards to the answer of the last question βοΈπ«©)
Anywho fate anon out for the night, enjoy your shift I guess
Sure, I'll enjoy my shift. Totally.
How are you friends with that... thing? The one you call Dr Breen or some shit.
It's an anomaly! It should stay in a fucking cell! Not have a position of power! Who knows what it would do if left unchecked and unchained!
Thing? Fuck is wrong with ya to say somethin' like that? His name is Dr. Breen, and you aught to stop calling him it. Or else this is gonna get messy.
Ya think I give a shit that he's an "anomaly?" Ya know what? I AM TOO. I WAS IN THOSE CELLS. I used to suffer the same goddamn fate yer tryna give Elias. Yer complainin' to me of all people, when ya should be more concerned about an anomaly like me.
'Sides, we're not some kind'a animals. Sure, I act as if I hate anomalies soooo much, but ya should know I only hate what's dangerous. What harm has Elias done to ya, huh? What has he ever done aside from bein' a normal fuckin' guy?
He's never done anythin' wrong. He's never abused his power, never hurt an innocent soul. And yer actin' as if we're puttin' some insane reality bender in O5. Calm yer tits and get the fuck outta my face.
I think ya would benefit from talking to Cimmerian 'bout this. He'd have a good thousand things to say to ya.
"... calm down, Alto..."
Elias murmured, shoulders drooping.
"It's... it's not the first time someone said any of this about me. Not the first time I would be contained, either."
He placed a hand on the other man's shoulder.
"You... you don't need to start a war for me. I'm used to this."
No, Elias. I don't fucking care if it's not the first goddamn time. I don't care if you think this is fine, this is normal, you're used to this. I DON'T FUCKING CARE.
Clef shoves Elias' hand off of his shoulder a little too aggressively, clearly pissed off and extremely bothered by the earlier interaction.
I will defend you with my goddamn life. You don't deserve that treatment and you know it, so don't fucking lay down to it like a lamb to the slaughter. Fight for the goddamn respect you've earned, Elias, don't be fuckin' weak about it! If ya let them take out the knife without so much as a complaint, ya better not come cryin' back to me when they bleed you dry.
Elias startled violently, taking an instinctive step backwards.
"... maybe you're right, Alto."
He took a step forward, his expression resolute now.
"But what will happen if you keep going like this? What would happen if you hurt someone, or killed someone in my name? They would think you're a monster, or that I asked you to do that. Or both."
Elias, ya realize I already am the monster yer so scared that they'll think I am? I don't give a damn what they think. I'd rather make sure you don't up in the same hell-hole as-...
Clef sighs loudly, rubbing his face as he goes to pace in a circle.
I jus' don't want nothin' fucked up to happen to ya, El. Y've been through enough. Can't ya accept that I'm jus' tryna do what's goddamn best for ya?!
sorry fate anon again The O5 are *what*
Fuck now I cant curse them of period crampsβ¦.. okay maybe I can but damn. Anomalous ass O5s over here (yet again)
O5s? Anomalous? Whaaaat? I wonder who said that. Definitely not me. Hey, don't worry if yer suddenly gettin' reaaally sleepy and forgetting what I said. All normal.
How are you friends with that... thing? The one you call Dr Breen or some shit.
It's an anomaly! It should stay in a fucking cell! Not have a position of power! Who knows what it would do if left unchecked and unchained!
Thing? Fuck is wrong with ya to say somethin' like that? His name is Dr. Breen, and you aught to stop calling him it. Or else this is gonna get messy.
Ya think I give a shit that he's an "anomaly?" Ya know what? I AM TOO. I WAS IN THOSE CELLS. I used to suffer the same goddamn fate yer tryna give Elias. Yer complainin' to me of all people, when ya should be more concerned about an anomaly like me.
'Sides, we're not some kind'a animals. Sure, I act as if I hate anomalies soooo much, but ya should know I only hate what's dangerous. What harm has Elias done to ya, huh? What has he ever done aside from bein' a normal fuckin' guy?
He's never done anythin' wrong. He's never abused his power, never hurt an innocent soul. And yer actin' as if we're puttin' some insane reality bender in O5. Calm yer tits and get the fuck outta my face.
I think ya would benefit from talking to Cimmerian 'bout this. He'd have a good thousand things to say to ya.
"... calm down, Alto..."
Elias murmured, shoulders drooping.
"It's... it's not the first time someone said any of this about me. Not the first time I would be contained, either."
He placed a hand on the other man's shoulder.
"You... you don't need to start a war for me. I'm used to this."
No, Elias. I don't fucking care if it's not the first goddamn time. I don't care if you think this is fine, this is normal, you're used to this. I DON'T FUCKING CARE.
Clef shoves Elias' hand off of his shoulder a little too aggressively, clearly pissed off and extremely bothered by the earlier interaction.
I will defend you with my goddamn life. You don't deserve that treatment and you know it, so don't fucking lay down to it like a lamb to the slaughter. Fight for the goddamn respect you've earned, Elias, don't be fuckin' weak about it! If ya let them take out the knife without so much as a complaint, ya better not come cryin' back to me when they bleed you dry.