One day it's gonna be like "Ben Affleck and Matt Damon come clean about romantic relationship" and we'll all still be like "which could mean nothing"

Sir.

That guy who fell asleep during a 24 hour marathon playing majora’s mask will always be fucking hilarious

Council of Nicea, 325 C.E.

Crazy jackass

Blade (1998) Opening Scene

Vibin’

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

Assyrian dog figurines with names carved on them, 650 BC “Expeller of evil” (mušēṣu lemnūti) with white pigment and red spots “Catcher of the enemy” (kāšid ayyāb) with red pigment “Don’t think, bite!” (ē tamtallik epuš pāka) with white pigment “Biter of his foe!” (munaššiku gārîšu) with turquoise pigment “Loud is his bark!” (dan rigiššu) with black pigment

The Assassination of Alboin, King of the Lombards by Charles Landseer

once you watch twin peaks you carry laura with you everywhere

Knowing you could have it if you wanted but not knowing if you want it at all

naming a drink monster is actually scary as fuck they shouldve named it healing safety drink

they should have named it fat dripping monster cock cum drink with stinky werewolf toes dipped into iit at the factory. energy drink

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 (𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟐, 𝐝𝐢𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫) + 𝐈𝐌𝐃𝐛 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚

does anyone remember the nostalgia critic

do I have to or can someone else remember for me