Ummmmm...

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles

my kink is being a meaningful part of someone’s life

lying in front of the street cleaner

did the street cleaner believe you?

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

Remember kids

                         horny

              horny      ^        horny

     horny               |                 horny

horny                   o ———->           horny

      horny                                 horny

            horny                   horny

                          horny

good heavens look at the time

two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done

wine drunk is the best drunk. makes u horny & intellectual. a lust-filled academic

schedule for the week

i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

look what he drives. i have got to get this little purple fucks spotify