We laugh at how The Art of War is basically just, "An army can't fight if the soldiers aren't eating," but I'm reading this document about conservation of ancient yew trees and it legitimately says, "You should never fill the center of a hollow yew with concrete," so I think that probably making blatantly obvious statements is just the bane of being a specialist in anything

robot girl who says .rar instead of rawr

(from @ruffboijuliaburnsides)

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

If you tell a yankee "its never okay to kill people for the US no matter how poor you are" you can trigger secret dialogue that makes you understand why Malcolm X hated liberals the way he did

i mean its easy to understand for other reasons but refusing to woobify their "socially excusable serial murderer" makes them do their ultimate attack that does 10d12 hitler particle radiation damage

Is willy wanka still alive IRL cuz if no that timothy shallemet shit is direspectful as fuck

her fishnets????

Fakemon idea: A Pokemon called Fakemon who's very obviously just a Digimon poorly disguised as a Pokemon.

"You claim to be a Pokemon but you're standing upright and got guns."

"So does Blastoise!"

"Blastoise doesn't wear clothes."

"Lots of Pokemon wear clothes."

"Most Pokemon don't speak."

"Listen here, buddy, one more word and I'll digivolve- I mean mega evolve- to my mega level- I mean mega evolution..."

"Will it look completely unrelated to how you look right now?"

". . .Maybe."

“You claim to be a

Pokemon but you’re standing

upright and got guns.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

she asks me what dr pepper tastes like and i say not everything tastes like something else

(inspired by this classic tumblr post)