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Freela Week Day 5: Musicals
I picked "You've Got a Lot To See" from Family Guy but instead of Brian Leela is singing this song to Fry and explaining what he's missed while he's been frozen for the last thousand years, but I already didn't know a lot of these references so I changed them better to fit the Futurama context but in most I left them since Fry wouldn't know either way. [Leela] The sixties brought the hippie breed And decades later things have changed indeed We lost the values but we kept the weed You've got a lot to see
The Nixon years have laid the frame For movie stars to play the White House game We're not too far from voting Feldman/Haim You've got a lot to see
The town of New New York has got a different face 'Cause it's a family place with lots to do Where in the fifties, a man could mingle with scores Of all the seediest whores, well now his children can too
You've heard it from the mutant's mouth The country's changed, that is except the South, and you'll agree No one really knows, my dear lady friend Just quite how it all will end So hurry, 'cause you've got a lot to see
The baldness gene was cause for dread But that's a fear that you can put to bed They'll shave your ass and glue it on your head You've got a lot to see See upcoming pop shows Get tickets for your favorite artists
The PC age has moved the bar A word like "redneck" is a step too far The proper term is "country music star" You've got a lot to see
Our flashy eye phones make people mumble "Gee whiz, look how important he is, his life must rule!" You'll get a tumor but on your surgery day The doc will see it and say, "Wow, you must really be cool!"
[The Professor] There's lots of things you may have missed
[Adam West] Like Pee-Wee and his famous wrist
[Bender] Or Sandy Duncan's creepy phony eye
[Cubert Farnsworth] That awesome Thundercats cartoon!
[Hermes] Neil Armstrong landing on the moon
[Bender] Neil Armstrong? Wait, was he the trumpet guy?
[Leela] So let's go see the USA They'll treat you right unless you're black or gay, or Cherokee But you can forgive the world and its flaws And follow me there because You've still got a hell of a lot to see You've got a lot to see!
