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Kermit the Frog would be an ideal assassin because if caught he would need to be tried by a jury of his peers (Muppets) and you would not be able to find a Muppet who does not have a pre-existing opinion on Kermit the fucking Frog. case thrown out. kermie can kill again. it's easy being green
I don't know, I think his chances are still good on getting out but if the court put in the work they could fill the box.
not letting these tags get away
for my birthday I’m giving you all a very special gift: a “which Muppet are you?” quiz with 36 possible results! it’s been a while since I had an idea for a uquiz so I was super excited to finish this one. enjoy! tell me which muppet you get!!!
extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine
at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport
Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-
Bert: Bert and I
Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!
Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)
Summer vibes.
Kermit Unpigged was the last album to be released by Jim Henson Records.
The album itself follows a story of the Muppet Troupe trying to record said album, running around the studio, singing with many celebrities along the way.
The Muppets performed with Vince Gill, George Benson, Linda Ronstadt, Ozzy Osbourne, Jimmy Buffett, Don Henley, and Harry Smith.
Source:
Kermit Unpigged. Jim Henson Records, 1994. CD.
The Muppets Go Medieval would have gone HARD you can't deny that
This is my favorite Muppet viral ever. Ever in ever of all time.
"I didn't promise anybody anything."
The Muppet Movie (1979)
I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!
Arthouse Muppets
Art by Bruce McCorkindale
listen, muppets mayhem gave us this silly, spicy, big-haired, big-hearted, unforgettable queen and if you don't like her because she's "gross" or whatever, we got nothin' to say to each other.
