Please enjoy my ✨ Evangeline ✨, she has been sitting as a pilot on my computer for a year and a half and as scripts for much longer. Thanks to Long COVID, I have basically been dead for that time but I now set her free!
In summary: The beautiful fantasy of having 2 way conversations with men where you both grow as people and they actually listen to you. and you're mean to them.
This Address Does Not Exist casting call
This Address Does Not Exist Casting Call *There is a house on a hill. * Now, it is Number 17 Rosewood Court. Before, it was Mrs. C. Compressa's Residence And before that, the House on the Iron Road. And before that, the Estate of Mr. Wilfred Brooks. And when it all began, the house had no name at all.
But there has always been a house.
This Address Does Not Exist is an audio anthology of epistolary haunted house stories, recounting the history of the house on the hill through the correspondence of its inhabitants.
Seeking voice actors of all accents and levels of experience.
Call will be open from December 22 - January 12. The show will premier in May, 2026.
(Unpaid, hobby project)
More information, open roles, and how to audition can be found here--
Season 3 episode 2
“Memories are what we're made of. Without memories, how can we define our life as it is now, or who we are? Reflecting on our memories is not just simply a trip down memory lane, but a look at all the fragments from our past that built our future, the same future we're living now. We're living in an undeniable truth, time is going way too fast, or it feels like it, and we cannot stop time at all, time can be compared to a storm, and when the storm winds start, if all you can do is wait, then wait. Which makes me realise that nobody smart plays fair, it's dangerous to admit that. . . .you know why? Because it reveals some people's cover of playing dumb. But it's also the reason why it's fun to blow people's cover, it's entertaining even. . .to me at least.”
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“But despite everything that happened to me and to others around me. Against all the odds, against all logic, we still have hope. Hope is still present in our souls, in our blood, and inside our hearts, I don't know why, I probably will never know why. But with these fragments of the past that I keep inside me, I want to continue forward and see where I will be. I want this storm to end, and see where I will see the rainbow, just to see the skies clear up and I can feel the sun on my skin as I look for the brightest rainbow that I can follow. Do you think I can achieve that, glorious misfits? I. . .I'm not quite sure of myself yet, I am not quite sure what I want in life right now, if I'm honest. I even wonder why I got hope, despite everything that happened to me, I. . .I think currently I just want to live and try to be happy. I guess. I. . .I don't know what I want yet, but I have to figure that out, i have to figure things out.
[Pause]
“Everything is changed now, I think everything is it's right place to make everything brighter now, and there's a lot I should've said and never did, but sometimes it's for the better, isn't It? Uhm. . .also happy late New years and Christmas, I know the first episode dropped on Christmas, and I didn't mention it. I think the episode itself was a gift for the holidays, Sam and Jill are engaged Now, they said I could give a speech at their wedding based On how close we gotten over the months of recording this, and yes we're still technically roommates, but best friends type of roommates, sometimes we have movie nights and game nights, we watched this one movie that I now absolutely loved, it's called beetlejuice, it came out around 1989, wait no. . .it came out in 1988. The show came out in 1989, i think there is a second movie that came out on September 2024. Geez, that was a year go. . .but anyways like I said, I loved it, and I think I watched it a few months ago by myself, but i am glad I rewatched it because It is amazing. . .wow, my brain is fried. These months have been killing me. Not only because of the events that happened at like august or September. . .i'm pretty sure September. Anyways. . .uhh, I hope you're doing well, glorious misfits, I hope the holidays went well for you, i know this recording sounds awkward, it kinda is. i rarely do retakes, so things usually are recorded are the first take, but its fun but i'm more honest this way, and I want to be more honest, even through everything is now changed, and i'm different, i might be cringe but i am happy, I am happy you're listening to me. I want you the best, and I miss you, star child. You know what? See you next episode. See you on the flip side.”
