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cryptidbits

@theneighborhoodcryptid

your friendly neighboorhood cryptid here to make you smile :D

hey, welcome to the blog!

i’m cryptidbits, your friendly neighborhood cryptid. i’m 16 years old, aroace (i’m pretty sure?), and use she/her pronouns. you can call me bits or cryptid or whatever you want really. idc.

i mostly post about fandom stuff; a lot of dsmp (yes i know it’s cringe but i’ve been hyperfixated on it for the past 2 years, sue me), some pjo, harry potter (obviously i don’t support jk rowling, but i love the books), the occasional mcu or gravity falls. i also just post random stuff that pops into my brain throughout the day. most of it probably doesn’t make sense. i also just reblog stuff i find funny!

my ao3 is unfinished_symph0ny so go check that out if you want i suppose.

disclaimer: i am NOT a wilbur soot or dream supporter! if you support either of these individuals, dni. also stay the fuck away from my blog if you’re homophobic/transphobic/racist/etc. just. stay away.

anyhoo, that’s pretty much it. oh, also i occasionally post my own original poetry and art! so that’s cool :)

luv you all, and welcome to the blog!

update: it has also come to my attention that some people from real life (looking at you ellie) may know that this is my blog. if this pertains to you, please turn around and go back from whence you came. luv ya, but shoo. do not perceive me.

also, moots feel free to interact — i crave human connection, but am also plagued by social anxiety. i probably won’t reach out first, but i would love to talk!!

cool people (lmk if you don’t want to be tagged, i can take it down no worries)

@ivysbea the l’manberg summer girl we all know and love

@moon-savior the mutual whose blog i scroll through to cheer up :)

@purple-cannibal just all-around super cool

@aureumms insane about goldenduo (as we all should be)

@berryblu-soda go check out their spinning axolotl!! it brings much joy!

@chaos-ducks evil duck entity that makes me laugh on the daily (go join the evil duck cult now, i compel you)

@rottingpresident B] the popular kid in my little circle of dsmp tumblr (in the best way)

@in-my-exile-arc exile arc enthusiast solidarity right here

@eb-or-echo the mutual that’s so cool i’m legit a little scared to interact with

@orbleglorb my first mutual ever! we don’t have much in common, fandom wise, but their blog adds variety to my dash :>

No More What Ifs - c!Quackity, observing who you are, and observing how you change.

No More What Ifs - Persona 5 Royal // @/cellularmatter // buzz - monsterloot // its only just the end - @/winter-mornings // Hitting on 16 (The Wilbur Van) // I wasn't expecting you at all - @/linktoo-doodles // Avarice || Dream SMP Animatic - Late-August // moderation - monsterloot // @/unit-ssn0va // Persona 5 Royal // dinner in las nevadas - @/corpsekeys // Quackity Confronts Wilbur and George - Quackity // @/waddei // Dream Escapes Prison... - TommyInnit

ctommy has such kind eyes like when Wilbur opened the door and he was there and said "wilbah?" like that i almost fucking died he's just a little GUYYYYYY

i want to gift c!tommy the stars

And the moon and the world. Anything that would make him happy.

i want to give him all the constellations and dying starts and undiscovered planets and all the galaxies he will ever want to see

a kaleidoscope of the entire universe in his hands

I want to give him the things he has lost and the things he deserves, everything that can make him happy. Family, friends, a home that isn't destroyed every time someone decides they don't like it. Simple things for a happy life.

remember when ctommy died and we all noticed the red flowers Hanna had planted all over the server and inmediatly started mass hallucinating symbolism

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i would have gone to tommy’s beach party even without the invitation. i would have just known.

Personally I think I'm hilarious

[video description: An uncolored Dream SMP animation. Ranboo and TommyInnit are standing side by side, except Ranboo is so tall, his head is out of frame. Thankfully, Tommy pulls Ranboo's tie to make him lean. Tommy smiles and speaks.

Tommy: We need to grab some— Just so I can— I need to see that you're up for the test of— of being my...

Tommy's smile drops and he turns his head to think.

Tommy: What's a nice way to phrase this? [several seconds of silence pass] Of being my bitch!

Tommy shoves Ranboo to the ground with a grin.

Ranboo: Oh!

End description.]

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