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I reblog art, funnies, fandom things, and more! I also occasionally interact with people :3

I have an art blog @theonethatburned-art (it’s shit), and a media sideblog @medialais.

Names. Valais (Vuh-lay) is good.

Pronouns. I don’t know. He/it/they/she(?).

Dni, important info, things I like, about me, tags, and stuff below,,,,,,,,,

my wife tried to do the thing where you pull a tablecloth really fast and the dishes stay in place but instead of a tablecloth it was a towel and instead of dishes it was our poor long suffering cat that was just trying to sleep on said towel. poor baby got whipped across the room fast enough that its meow got dopplered into meeeeeeOOOWWwwwwww

Every night i scroll for hours, waiting for the post that sends me into hysterics so i may fall asleep. thank you, goodnight

THAT IS NOT "✨💖BABYGIRL💖✨"

THAT IS AN

EXTREMELY

and I want to be clear on this

EXTREMELY TRAUMATIZED

42 YEAR OLD MAN

All respect to blogs that hold a theme cause I don’t think twice about the clusterfuck of stuff I post

give me another amulet im not driving

i bet scratching your neck with your little foot feels good as fuck if you're a cat

why aren’t all mugs microwave safe. grow up.

my jeans r clean forever until i spontaneously decide they aren’t anymore and i wash them

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

Uh I thought this would be nice :P

It’s on ask to be invited so bots can’t join

Wanna reblog this again because there’s been more requests recently and I want to get this community going if I can

It’s gone :(

Oh that link stopped working.

Uh I thought this would be nice :P

It’s on ask to be invited so bots can’t join

Wanna reblog this again because there’s been more requests recently and I want to get this community going if I can

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

they don't tell you this but human bodies make really, really good fidget toys. especially someone else's body, where you'll find it makes really nice noises if you poke and prod it right.

[Alt text - a drive through employee saying "Sir, this is a Wendy's]

Memes about Selective/Situational Mutism 2 - Electric Boogaloo + a bonus Meme

Someone made a post recently in the selective mutism tag expressing a desire for more posts (and especially more memes) in the tag, so this is my contribution. [template; source video]

Someone made a post recently in the selective mutism tag expressing a desire for more posts (and especially more memes) in the tag, so this is my contribution. [template; source video]