Reblogged
They would not go on cute dates and raise children, they would punch each other in the throat and have bad sex on the couch.
People saying "they can do both" - don't bring children into your throat punching relationship I am begging you.
Or if you do in fanfic, make sure to add the "child abuse" tag.
May I present Interview with the Vampire, an amazing fucked up gothic romance... and also a cautionary tale of what happens when you bring children into your throat punching relationship.



