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[Post War with Heavan]
Vox: What do we do now? What happens to us now? Val... Vel..?
Velvette: Go to Hell.
Vox: Fair enough. Absolutely fair enough.
[Vox starts to leave]
Valentino: Voxxy? You asked us what we're going to do. She just told you: we're going home to Hell.
Vox: You still want to stay by my side?
Velvette: Well, why wouldn't we?
Vox: Because of what I did, I...
Valentino: You betrayed us. You betrayed our trust.
Velvette: You betrayed our friendship.
Valentino: You betrayed everything we stand for...
Velvette: You let us down!
Vox: Then why are you staying?
[Valentino & Velvette share a look]
Velvette: Why?
Valentino: Do you think that we care for you so little that betraying us would make a difference?
Charlie: All right, Saturday is the big day! A lot of people thought this would never come.
Charlie: ...
Charlie: I may have been one of those people...
Lucifer: I may have also been one of those people...
Alastor: Wait, are we talking about our wedding?
Lucifer: Yes.
Alastor: Oh, yes, I was definitely one of those people.
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