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sage, 31 y/o hermit. she/they. lesbian. likes cats, reptiles, videogames, plants, a great many things. also crafts. 180 tarantulas and counting. i tag #arachnophobia if you'd rather not see them. art blog: phthalosage

Enough depressurized blobfish. I'm here to spread living blobfish propaganda.

Look at them. Gorgeous. Wonderful. Living comfortably at depths to over 1,200 meters in the ocean. Be nice to them.

feller probably in his 60s came in today asking if a quartz specimen he bought somewhere else was genuine/if he got ripped off on the price. it was a point of a decent size. it had some iron inclusions, little imperfections, no bubbles present, and it scratched the glass plate. even had an uneven base from being removed from a cluster. so i was like, yeah, i can say with some confidence this is real. quartz really isn't worth faking for the most part bc of how abundant it is, and if you end up with a glass piece the giveaway is usually that it's too perfect or it has bubbles. and he paid like $30 for it, that's about what i would sell it for.

went over the tests with him, told him all that, and then he asked to speak to a male employee.

Another β€œhe would not fucking say that” variation in fandom that I notice myself muttering is β€œshe would not have enormous tits”.

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