them: hey. please don’t drink tonight. because when you get drunk you start freestyling about the lead singer of new jersey post hardcore band thursday and it’s really embarrassing
me: yeah yeah whatever i’ll be fine
me, half a CBD soda later: uh oh, i’m feeling kinda sickly
Some scholars describe "emo" as a culturally-specific third gender[2][3]
i feel bad for bella hadid. always invited to parties thrown for losers
Wishing you a happy solstice (winter or summer, as the case may be). Unless you're a flat earther, in which case, Happy Inexplicable Phenomenon!
I get how the whole “listening to music as a dick-measuring contest for who can listen to the most obscure band” thing can get grating sometimes but I don’t think people realize just how vital that phenomenon is for new up and coming bands to get a foot in the door. it’s understandable to be annoyed by hipsterism but unless you want all music to be industry plants and former child stars you’re just going to have to accept it as part of the social ecosystem.
most of your friends probably won’t go around hyping up your amateurish self-released bandcamp project, but you know who will? the most insufferable hipster jackass you’ll ever meet.
[your best friend playing your music in front of someone else]: yeah haha this is my friend’s band… i know it’s kinda weird and rough around the edges but i’m kinda into it… if you’re not tho i’ll turn it off.
[pretentious music guy you’ve never met before playing your music in front of someone else]: yeah so i found this on bandcamp and it completely blew me away, no one is making music like this today, it’s so raw and experimental and interesting, i can’t believe they only have 3 listeners on spotify, they’re brilliant, frankly if you don’t like this music you should kill yourself,
Hischier | POST-RAW 12.19.25
Its thursday, don't forget to crash your car and force transition someone
I’m begging you to let sleeping dogs lie. My followers are so woke that they gang stalk people and FORCE TRANSITION THEM. Like we were having a bit of fun. I know you’re just a sweet little baby who needed daddy’s attention so you message me because you think I’m beautiful like Willem Dafoe. I appreciated it at the time. But honey, there are scary monsters who follow me. They’ve probably already doxxed you in a furry barista reddit thread. I know you’re in my DMs begging me to make them stop, I just don’t have the bandwidth right now to be your savior. The easiest thing to do now is just chill and hope these viscous purple haired animals who love my band forget about it.