name it Hyacinthus

okay damn maybe dawg

Holy shit yippee

I've been seeing your pregnancy posts out of context and I've been giggling for the past hour

awww thats so sweet. :)

can I know the context please I'm so lost but it's so funny

im pregnant irl and theres a lot of talk abt what i should name it thenehebdhshdb

oh!! How far along?

Please don't let them be a brain rotter 💔

One week :3

i really fucking hope not tho

who's the dad?

👀 I'm nosy lmao

@jacklyn-or-jack-hollows

bombard them with questions too

they havent gotten nearly enough 😔

GO BOTHER MY MAN YALL

or @thusfurthernotice , my OTHER partner

do NOT send me fucking asks /silly

✧･ﾟ: *An Introduction from the Womb* :･ﾟ✧

first thing on my page after my partners tell me to look at tumblr

hello child 😶

CHILD??!!!?!?! HER!!!!! I LOVE HER!!!!!

its my child too💔

i think they might be gay or something…

MY OBSESSION CAME BACK I LOVE THESE LESBIANS PREPARE FOR MY BLOG TO BE SHE RA STUFF NOW

@thusfurthernotice rewatch it with me my love??🥺

MOVIE NIGHT FUCK YEAH

bro I wanna drink this candle so bad it smells so good like no way that's wax hold on bro is this crap edible I'm inhaling it can I get like poisonneds from dis cuz I relly needa sniff it it's so good hold on like this is not a candle i can't evens desceib the mslekll it like sunscrent but like cuupcake and omg it's so tasty looking bro I wanna just omnomnombomt this sthit like ong I bet it'd be good 

JUST LET ME LIGHT THIS FUCKER

@thusfurthernotice nooo don't turn 20 your so sexy haha

i'm at work r u high??

THIS IS IT.... THE PETITION

GUYS. IM LITERALLY BEGGING ALL OF YOU TO LIKE, REBLOG, SHARE OR LITERALLY ANYTHING TO BOOST THIS BECAUSE WE'RE GAINING MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE INTERESTED IN OUR IDEA AND LOWKEY WE'VE SET SOME HELLA HIGH BARS FOR OURSELVES.

OUR IDEA, IN A NUTSHELL, FOR THOSE COMING ACROSS THIS POST WHO HAVEN'T HEARD: GET LIN MANUEL-MIRANDA TO CHANGE ONE OF HIS SOCIALS SO "CHEESE MANUEL-MIRANDA AND/OR MAKE A CHEESE SKIT.

HERE IS THE PETITION. SIGN WITH YOUR URL, NAME (please do NOT sign with your full name or last name.), OR ALIAS!!! YOUR EMAIL WILL NOT BE REVEALED ANYWHERE, TO ANYONE, AT ANY TIME. (hey turns out ver turned off the one answer per person setting so it doesn't show emails so. scratch that. 😭 /info)

MILESTONES

50 SIGNS - THE MEMBERS OF CMM WILL WRITE THE FIRST 50 NAMES DOWN ON T-SHIRTS AND MAKE THEM THE OFFICIAL CMM SHIRTS!! REACHED

150 SIGNS - CMM ART!!! REACHED

350 SIGNS - WE WILL COMMISION A SMALL ARTIST TO DRAW CMM FOR US! (SUPPORT SMALL ARTISTS! DROP THE URL OF ANY SPECIFIC ARTIST YOU'D WANT US TO COMMISSION IN THE INBOX AND WE WILL CONSIDER IT💗)

500 SIGNS - PARODY COVER OF ALEXANDER HAMILTON BY US RELEASED ON SPOTIFY, RIGHTFULLY NAMED "CHEESE MANUEL-MIRANDA"

700 SIGNS - WE WILL LITERALLY DM OBC CAST MEMBERS OF HAMILTON AND ASK THEM TO SIGN THE PETITION. WE ARE PLANNING ON DMING THAYNE JASPERSON AND JASMINE CEPHAS-JONES, BUT ARE OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS FOR WHO ELSE TO DM.

850 SIGNS - WE WILL FINALLY @ OR DM LMM WITH SCREENSHOTS OF THE PETITION, SIGNATURES AND ALL MESSAGES ASKING HIM TO DO THIS FOR US.

SEND MESSAGES IN THIS INBOX, TO OUR INSTAGRAM, OUR PINTEREST OR OUR EMAIL ( [email protected] ) ASKING LIN TO DO THIS FOR US AND WE WILL INCLUDE THEM WHEN WE ASK HIM.

SPREAD THIS AROUND GUYS !!! REBLOG, SHARE, REPOST US ON OTHER SITES, ADVERTISE IN SERVERS.. WHEREVER!!! WE NEED THIS TO BE REAL🙏🙏🙏🙏

sincerely, with swiss love, CMM official

accidentally just sang “she was a boy, he was a girl” do we fw these new lyrics

Is it really that wrong to want to toss a boy around? Just rough him up a little. Really manhandle him. Grab him by the throat and pin him up against the wall. Kiss him aggressively, bite his lip too. I don't think there's anything wrong with that honestly

@thusfurthernotice

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There is nothing wrong with this then 👍

thank your local trans girl for being alive right now

good job soldier. now turn around and thank your local trans boy for being alive right now

ok now turn to your nearest nonbinary person and thank them for being alive right now too

im reading the reblogs and everyone is tagging people they love and im on the verge of tears about it. maybe the world is ok

if any of my mutuals are any of these I'm letting you know I love you and appreciate you

@k01-dr4ws youuuu bestie

awhhh <3 ilysm /p 💙💙💙

@i-got-poisenality @salubriousbean @audreywheee @meicherienewsies + anyone i may have forgotted!!!!

ilysm all of youuu /p :3

aw thank you thank you thank you!!! ily platonically too :333

@stowwiththeseriosity @ceo-of-lams @sleepystormchaser @mammonmuffinz +all my other mooties, u guys r soooo cool!! luv u all platonically :DDD

awwww you toooo (I have more :3) :3333333333333333

+all my moots and open tags because (almost) everyone is awesome.!!! :333333

*almost, meaning terfs, bigots, assholes and the bad people of the world

oh wait my girlfriend @thusfurthernotice stop making me sleep on the couch but Ily <3333 non platonic hearts from me bestie

Ily u too! +pretty much anyone cuz i don't have miots but yeah <3333

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

Ibuprofen my beloved

real. Ik the others are queercoded and I should point em out given my blog but if I didn’t have 600mg of ibuprofen at all times in my system I would DIE