The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

oh shit

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

BLACK SAILS 1.02 “II.”

Really big problem: world hard cold and full of obligations, but duvet warm

In duvet: warm cozy. Everything as it should be

Outside duvet: debacle

spirit of my silence, i can hear you, but im afraid to be near you.

inspired by inuit stone cut printmaking, an absolutely beautiful medium!

hi can we play staring and breathing together

the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*

me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO

unknown title by 潘 英豪 (pan inkhoo), 2024, unknown materials, unknown dimensions

in the United Kingdom, people eat a street food known as the ‘tesco meal deal’, often made up of a sandwich, a side, and a beverage. it is renowned for being a cheap and easy option for many. however the more adventurous palate can opt for the ‘greggs sausage roll’ for a truly local flavour…

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

Boy ain’t that the truth

they don't tell you this but you can actually watch a movie

this might even also apply to tv show

When you sits but you’re not happy about the fits. Photo from my collection, 1973.

aubreyad is a great reminder that commanders at the time were doing so much math at any given moment. what do you mean you're navigating your way across the bleak and endless darkness using calculus regarding the celestial bodies and also fighting physics and gravity and the very turning of the earth with sails and also you have to wrangle the respect of an entire circus of drunken monkeys. yeah while in a wig and stockings

MISS FISHER’S MURDER MYSTERIES

3.03, Murder & Mozzarella

Today's xkcd is going to be another hit with the boat crowd. [x]