They scooped out my goop

Can’t have shit in detroit

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

I see that, and raise you my local aquarium's advertising.

Vancouver Aquarium has similar ads!

They also have some SERIOUSLY inventive ones:

(High and Low Tide ^)

the only type of advertising that should exist: "ooooohhhh you want to come look at the animal"

the Ice War on Europa...

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

you have to understand the glass shattering over my head i felt when THIS was the first message i saw from noa after his surgery

losing my shit over this pic of a kitten at the vet

Starting a collection of these photos

I HAVE ANOTHER ONE

AND ANOTHER ONE, I forgot they put venomous snakes in The Tube for vet visits

Renaissance painting

Feeding rat burritos to the MRI machine

Bad and naughty lizards get strapped to the towel

losing my shit over this pic of a kitten at the vet

Starting a collection of these photos

I HAVE ANOTHER ONE

AND ANOTHER ONE, I forgot they put venomous snakes in The Tube for vet visits

Renaissance painting

Feeding rat burritos to the MRI machine

Bad and naughty lizards get strapped to the towel

losing my shit over this pic of a kitten at the vet

Starting a collection of these photos

I HAVE ANOTHER ONE

AND ANOTHER ONE, I forgot they put venomous snakes in The Tube for vet visits

Renaissance painting

Feeding rat burritos to the MRI machine

losing my shit over this pic of a kitten at the vet

Starting a collection of these photos

I HAVE ANOTHER ONE

AND ANOTHER ONE, I forgot they put venomous snakes in The Tube for vet visits

Renaissance painting

imagine if the statement givers were as horny for the monsters as this fandom is

@batvillainz​

I’m stunned there hasn’t been a “totally real TMA entities” thing going on yet.

Meet the newest fear, “laying in bed and feeling one (1) pain in your chest and coming to terms with the fact this is The End”. We’ll call it “chest pain mortality”

They don’t know what’s going on but they’re here to help (same) 🔮✨

Catch this print on patreon this month!

faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

anybody know what to do with it all

this always