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@tocoolforyou / tocoolforyou.tumblr.com

Take me back to your bed
I love you so much it hurts my head
I don't mind you under my skin
I'll let the bad parts in.
“Turns out, it is like the movies. The second it’s over, all you can remember is the stuff that made you fall in love. Blazing through your mind, this rom-com montage made of the sweetest poison.”

- You (2018)

And when you choose a life partner, you’re choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 100 vacations, your primary leisure time and retirement friend, your career therapist, and someone whose day you’ll hear about 18,000 times.

Tim Urban, Wait But Why - How to Pick Your Life Partner (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

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kaliforhnia

All I wanted was to own a dog with you and eat unlimited amounts of pizza with you but you had to be an asshole and fuck that shit up.

choose a partner who is good for you. not good for your parents. not good for your image. not good for your bank account. choose someone who’s going to make your life emotionally fulfilling.

I got my mother’s insanity and her trust issues and my father’s temper and his secretive ways. They never were the most stable people. Imagine what I’m like when I’m the two of them together as one person.

You don’t trust women because they contour and we don’t trust men because they tell you their gonna rock your world and then jack rabbit fuck you for 2 minutes and lay on you like a dead fish

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