i consume all of my enemies and absorb their skills

my devastated family after the totalitarian regime's political police ransacked our home in search of a runaway dissident: jesus fuck it's like a tornado went through here

me: say that again

which appendage of the human body would be the fruit if we were all trees

me: yo where'd u put the nuggets

satan: oh uhhh they're in the burner i think

me: the b-what?

satan: i think we put the nuggets in the burner?

me: what's the burner

satan: dude i literally told u abt this

me: what the fuck is a burner

satan: i think it's pretty self-explanatory

me: yeah okay but whe-wh-why? do we need???? a burner????????

satan: the freezer was old and leaking so I changed it i think it's pretty fucking fair to get a replacement since your lazy ass has been promising to fix it for the last 3 months and a half

me: dude what the fuck

satan: what

me: do u even know what a freezer fucking does

satan: uh huh, what are you trying to say here

me: it- it PRESERVES THE FUCKING FOOD, does the burner do that???

satan: no??? obviously?

me: DUDE

satan: stop overreacting

me: how long have we had this thing

satan: like a week

me: oh my god that's like 45 bucks worth of stuff you've chucked in the,,.. the

satan: the burner

me: right well the burner destroyed my fucking food

satan: well it's not like it's GONE, Antoine

Lavoisier's law of conservation of m-

me: dude just because you don't need to eat doesn't mean you get to fuck me over

satan: how did I fuck you over?????

me: oh my god

satan: ?

me: fucking why man???????????

satan: oh fuck you you know damn well what they did to me in the ninth layer

me: oh the ninth layer that was uhhhh, that was

satan: tr-

me: treachery right

satan: yeah

me: i think you need healthier coping mechanisms

THE ARCHITECT AND THE BUILDER, THEY ARRIVE-

w wait what oh... oh woaw..,,,..,,,........ they sure are arriving... oh goodness..,,,,,,,,,,.,,.

friend just asked me, "Why the fuck are you on Tumblr-" Why does the breeze flow through the air? Why does the grass grow on the hill? Why are the clouds in the sky? Does existence need rhyme or reason to occur within the framework that it is? Do we, as humans, need to question all, simply to satiate our endless thirst for knowledge? From time to time, we must ask ourselves if the unchangeable constants around us are necessarily in need of explanation. Sometimes, destiny issues a path inexplicable to us, and that is okay. The world is beautiful, whether we understand it or not. Experience it. Don't analyze it. Be a part of the environment you live in, and love life. also im on here for the porn

horror media is sleeping so hard on the zombees pun

what

beast speaking to me again, wish me luck