how did castiel have no bitches was he stupid
castiel: things are really starting to look up between me and dean. we even almost made eye contact yesterday. i think if we keep progressing this way, we might—why are you looking at me like that
crowley: 😐👇
sam and dean:
castiel resetting his mental “days since our last incest” counter back to zero: hmgh
Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect
if castiel were a vegetable 🥕
Okay
Merry Christmas, bro.
Edmund Leach, "Genesis as Myth" (1969)
Sam Winchester in Unforgiven | Supernatural 6.13
It's method acting.
microscopy
when you say youre gonna kill yourself can you include me in that as well? WE are gonna kill ourselves if its not too much trouble thanks guys
what being a plaything does to a mf
dean’s dreams in supernatural were literally like
-image of myself detailing with painful clarity my worst fears and anxieties
-my milf situationship as a stock image of the heteropatriarchal ideal
-hell nightmare
-treasured memories shared with my father minus my father
-strippers in cheesy angel/devil costumes while my brother and i deal with the threat of being forced into analogous roles to fuel armageddon
-treasured memories shared with my father that never actually happened
-i own a bar with a long dead acquaintance where the only patrons are supernatural monsters i then brutally murder
sam’s dreams in supernatural
-pussy from a girl who shot me
-the devil impersonating my girlfriend
-the devil impersonating my father
“all the times you ran away you weren’t running from them, you were running towards me” is one of the most romantic and terrifying lines in supernatural
"he should explore who he is outside of his brother" WRONG. ENMESHMENT FOREVER‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
salmondean
1x06 // 7x06
okay i lied put your clothes back on we're not having sex i'm fundamentally evil and i need you to kill me
when you're blowing a straight guy in his car in a McDonald's parking lot and you can see the post nut clarity washing over him and he briefly contemplates actually killing you >>
