Hiii I'm definitely not a scammer and you should really click all the totally unsuspicious links i send. Eg. thiswontgiveyouavirusiswear.com

im very reliable so make sure if i tell you that your bank account is compromised that you immediately click in my links

i also do extended car warranty

I just got a text saying I made a purchase, but I haven't bought anything online and over a month!! It said to contact you if I wanted my money back. ;-;

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Yes! I am the right person to contact. The link is below ⬇️

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AHHH MY CREDIT CARD JUST SPLIT IN HALF AND CTHULU CAME OUT

hehehehe im sorry the attic children were hungry

REMINDER TO TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF WHEN YOU ENTER THE HOUSE

@house-offical please make an offical statement i can't stand unhygienic practices

If you wear shoes inside you are legally an American and have to be deported to America.

Which I’m pretty sure is a punishment worse than death so I’d listen to me and Shoe.

Americans wear shoes in the house?!!!!????????!!!!??!!??

They definitely don't. I don't know how that rumour started, and it is truly sad the lengths others will go to spread misinformation.

Anonymous asked:

Hello! Here is the scam that isn't a scam that was promised 🙂 errrmm... click the link below for a crappy dinosaur tshirt that just says ROARSOME with a stick figure dino underneath (this is very real)

http://veryrealandroarsometshirtwithnoscam.com

It doesn’t work 😔 I don’t understand this huma technology

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It's ok. I have everything thing i need now :))))

accessing your location

Wait what I’m confused 😔 what does this mean

Nothing to worry about

(just watch out for meteors)

Oh okay

wait WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT METEORS

nope nothing nothing

you will see soon enough

Okay? I’m very confused but if you say so

Anonymous asked:

Hello! Here is the scam that isn't a scam that was promised 🙂 errrmm... click the link below for a crappy dinosaur tshirt that just says ROARSOME with a stick figure dino underneath (this is very real)

http://veryrealandroarsometshirtwithnoscam.com

It doesn’t work 😔 I don’t understand this huma technology

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It's ok. I have everything thing i need now :))))

accessing your location

Wait what I’m confused 😔 what does this mean

Nothing to worry about

(just watch out for meteors)

Oh okay

wait WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT METEORS

nope nothing nothing

you will see soon enough

Anonymous asked:

Hello! Here is the scam that isn't a scam that was promised 🙂 errrmm... click the link below for a crappy dinosaur tshirt that just says ROARSOME with a stick figure dino underneath (this is very real)

http://veryrealandroarsometshirtwithnoscam.com

It doesn’t work 😔 I don’t understand this huma technology

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It's ok. I have everything thing i need now :))))

accessing your location

Wait what I’m confused 😔 what does this mean

Nothing to worry about

(just watch out for meteors)

Anonymous asked:

Hello! Here is the scam that isn't a scam that was promised 🙂 errrmm... click the link below for a crappy dinosaur tshirt that just says ROARSOME with a stick figure dino underneath (this is very real)

http://veryrealandroarsometshirtwithnoscam.com

It doesn’t work 😔 I don’t understand this huma technology

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It's ok. I have everything thing i need now :))))

accessing your location

Anonymous asked:

noooooo it is scammer⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😰😰😰😰😱😱😱😓😓😰😰😱😱😨😨😨😨😥😥😥😥

Scam

no no no im not a scam you should 100% click all the links i post :) like:

http://verysafeandsecurenonscamlink.com

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thats not even a link gang :((((( u trickster you mischievous trickster!!!!!

heehheh ok i will give a real link

ok so i just wanted to remind everybody that might be new to tumblr, but if an account comments under your post saying something like "your account is being investigated/banned and you need to fill out the form in the link below", please do NOT listen. it is a bot/scammer. report and block them, your account will be fine.

tagging bigger blogs. if you get tagged, please reblog this or make another post along the same lines. thank u (i dont know many famous blogs pls humor me)

I would also like to remind everyone that if I send you an ask it is not a scam and you should 100% click my very real link :)))

example:

http://clickthisasitwillgiveyouavirus.com

no cuz why am I so tempted to click the link

im 83% sure its gonna be a rickroll or weezer

or it’s just blue text

probably the second one

(its nothing although i have considered doing that)

Its definitely not a scam :)

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